The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

I wish for somebody to make a wish that lets the curse be suicide Linux and a broken keyboard.

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And for anyone who doesn't know, suicide Linux is a joke operating system that wipes your hard drive when you make a typo

 

uhm

the genie didn't hear that

I wish people made better wishes

 

You wish and it is granted but the wishes are only 5% better.

Also I wish that Genie got better hearing, he seems to miss a lot of stuff.

 

Can you repeat that?
(I shall order hearing aids)

 

Granted, but wat, hearing aids never work for you, and you don't hear text messages eather, you READ them

I wish I can come up with more damn wishes

 

as my hearing aids don't work, I didn't hear that

I wish that as long as it was a legitimate reason, you could ban whoever you wanted

 

Granted,you get banned

I wish @Bailwolf understood that YOU READ POST, not hear

 

Granted, but he doesn't exactly care.

I wish people would eat more cookies.

 

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Granted, no cookies for you then

I wish I got a free grimtrap or weathered, and no i won't lose it or get shit ids, I won't die, I won't get broke, baisicly in able to play wynncraft normaly

 

Granted, it's maxed but they nerfed the weathered right before you got it and now it is a unique item with horrible ids, but they're the max for the item.

I wish the next person will be killed by a potato avalanche

 

Granted, africa, Ireland, and Idaho have no food, they blame you for that and now the CIA is hunting you down

I wish the rules made more sence if what I can post

 

Granted! But now anything BUT won't make sence.

I wish that I would never face a dirty, dirty hacker in a multiplayer game ever again!

 

Granted, you'll see 8 year olds instead

I wish for a 10 meter wall built between me and trump

 

i guess i have no consequence :)

 

Except, Trump can jump over the wall.

My wish: To be mud

 

Granted, people with mud fetishes have sex on you

I wish this thread wasnt semi-necroposted

 

Granted, it's completely necroposted

I wish Trump would be teleported to Pluto alone, with no other life forms, and either suffocate due to lack of oxygen or freeze to death... Then I wish for Hillary to be teleported to an interdimensional prison run by Daleks, taking nobody with her and releasing no Daleks or anything into the world.

 

... Did you just wait for the perfect opportunity to do that? I'm impressed.

Granted, Gary Johnson wins, but turns out he actually has no idea what he is doing so it all goes to hell.

 

granted, you get no wish

i wish the election wasnt a week away....

 

Granted, it's tomorrow, but since Putin is angry that the election was moved ahead, the USA is bombed. By Russia.

I wish that we didn't have to do midterms. Or standardized testing.