The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

you are supposed to wish.


I wish to be able to mind control anyone

 

Granted, but they get to mind control you for the same duration of time you mind controlled them

I wish for people to make a wish

 

granted you are now averagely smart but you will have to always live with the fact that I'm smarter than you

I wish we had better candidates for the election

 

Granted, but the winner ends up as Kanye West.

 

Granted, but they don't like you and destroy your social status.

I wish everyone knew what Peep and the Big Wide World is.

 

granted, it is the only thing anyone talks or thinks about
i wish that vegetables tasted better

 

Granted, but everyone hates it and decides to kill anyone who is suspected of liking the show, yourself included

I wish I wasn't depressed :(

 

Granted, you are always happy and can never be sad, even if someone dies

 

You have to wish.

I wish I had better CS:GO skins

 

i did
granted but you have to pay 5 dollars every week to keep them
i wish vegetables tasted better

 

Granted, but now meat tastes like excrement

I wish for @MarioMDR to ruin this wish

 

Granted, Wat

 

u have to make a wish

 

I wish for a Fatal

 

Granted, but that fatal has complete minimum id's

I wish for a copy of Just Cause 3

 

Guine doesnt know what cause 3 is......not granted :(

I wish harambe wasnt a meme anymore

 

Granted, but now he's a national hero

I wish for more people to know what "Just Cause 3" is (it's an awesome game with explosions the size of donald trump/kanye west's ego)

 

Congrats, wanna be game developers now try to re create cause 4 and fail, the gameing community is now in a civil war

I wish for......something

 

Granted, but the something you get is a cocaine addicted guy with extreme OCD and diarrhea

I wish for lays chips to have more chips and less air in their bags

 

Granted, all the potatoes are gone!

i wish that cocaine addicted guy shared cocaine with me...