The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

granted. You know all programming languages, but you are never aloud to use one.


I wish for the power to link minds with people and share thoughts and emotions

 

Granted, but every time you try to make/edit a program, your computer crashes.

I wish I could summon an infinite supply of bacon sandwiches.

 

Granted, but if you eat a single one of those sandwiches, you'll get diarrhea for 7 days >:D

Granted, but every time you do that, your life shortens by 1 day. (I edited this one, the other catch wasn't that good)

Since you both replied to mine, I ruined both wishes :3

I wish I could teleport to where ever I want. When ever, without any restrictions.

 

Granted, But there is a chance (1/10000000) where certain organs fail to teleport with you

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I wish to be able to turn any one thing into another thing

 

Granted, but the another thing will always be a downgraded version of the original thing.

I wish for complete control over the universe.

 

You forgot your wish

 

Woops, edited.

 

Granted, but you have a chance for whatever you do to have the opposite effect, and can not be un-done

 

Now you forgot your wish >.<

 

I wish for the ability to talk to people over long range, even if they do not know who I am and we have never met in person.

(for example talking to you. I don't know your phone number or email or anything. Imagine it like magic telephone kind of thing)

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I legit posted it in less than 10 seconds. Good job being so fast tho

 

XD I'm watching this thread, so I get an alert as soon as somebody posts something :P

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Aka telepathy.

Granted, but you can only talk to other people for 5 seconds

I wish to have the power of telekinesis :D

 

Granted, but you can only move things you have licked before. (have fun trying to move a cactus)

 

That's a good one xD (By "good" I mean funny, I definitely wouldn't want to go around licking everything >.<)

 

Wish:

To be able to create objects of power/magic at will.

 

Granted, but you don't decide the place where the object is created, it just spawns at a random location, and it can't be moved by anyone, it can even spawn somewhere outside of Earth.

I wish I was in the world of Skyrim (I'm a big fan ^-^), but not get killed by anything while I'm there.

 

Granted: Instead of getting killed, you are just in constant unbearable plain that you never get accustomed to.

Wish: I wish that one of my theories would be confirmed as true!

 

Granted, but you get banned forever.

I wish I had the best gear possible in Wynn for all classes and that I could use it without any glitches happening that would make me lose the said items.

 

Granted. You become a huge nooblord and lose all your soulpoints on all your classes and lose all your items.

I wish to become any fictional character I want to become and is able to turn back to my normal self anytime.

 

Granted, but every time you turn into the fictional character you take on their personality, and after switching back and forth from so many characters, all of them ends up suffering from schizophrenia.

I wish that the next person can't fulfil my wish.

 

Granted, but not granted, but granted, but not granted but ͢g̀r͠a҉nt͝e̢d, ͟but ̶not ̨gr̡a̵ǹted͜,̵ ͟͠bu̴t̶ ̢͏҉g̕͝r̶̶͟a̕͢͡n̡͟t҉͝e̸͢d͠͏, ,̛́͏ ̸b҉͟͝u͏̡̢t̢͜ ̵̵̛̕n҉͟o͢͝t͟͝͝ ̨̡g̸͘r̡̀͘͢a̕͟ń̢͝͏t̸̸e̕͜҉d͢͟҉̴̛


E̙̘̜̍̌r͌ͣ͐̒͗r̙͕̙̥͍͍ͤ̍́̉͊̚ö̭́ͧ̓̋r̴ͤ̍͆̏̅:̜̤̳̀ͦ͢ ̶̺͈̣̼̇͗̈́ͭͯȈ̭sͥ͂̉̀̏ ̴̖̬̗̙̦ͯ͗͗ͅͅt̫͕͓̥̤̖̦͑h̟͎̙̠̥̗̍ͫ͆ͬ̚̕ḙ̣͉̄͋ ͔̯̱͛̓ͮ̑̉ͅẉ͇̮ͪ̓ͣi̵͎̼͍̰̿̌̄̔̚s̵̫̹̲͖͎̰̏ͤͪ̄͌h̰ ̻͍̜͍͈͎b̖̪̻̂ͫ͛̆ͮ͋̕é̋i̦͉͖̮͈n̹̩͌ͣ́g͓̞͚̔̔́̉ ̶̳͈̋̑́ͩ̃g̏ͮ̽̿̓͞ṛ̷̦̝̟̪̀̔ͤ̚ảͨ͐ͮ̓̊͏̯͇̭̰n̬̹̰͈̱̜̼̊̄̉t͕̬̾̈́ͦ̄̿̊̀͢e̸̯͇͂ͅd͔̲̗̪̓̈́̆ͯ́̚ ̗̥̙͖̈́ő̂͌ͦ̏ͤŗ̭̗͎͍̔͗̅ͤ̋̾̈ ̜͚͝n̼̠͔̱ǒ̸̳̼̪͚͔̃t͖̆̄̀͗?̩̲͉͖ͣ̀ͅ

But the wish got granted.

I wish that I could become invisible at any time at will.