The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Grante-*vanishes*

Oh hey were in a different but similar world now....well atleast flory5 isn't here and has no one to reply to in his world

I wish I was the 500th post in this thread and not the 501st

 

Hey bro I'm here now. Anyway, granted, but the person with the 500th post is illegal where you live.

I wish for 3 wishes.

 

Granted, but the effects are only temporary and are turned into its negative opposite sortly after. So if you wish for tons of money, you'll get it, but soon you'll be faced with crippling debt.

I wish for unlimited patience

 

granted, but everything you wait for you must wait forever for.

I wish that the next person who wishes will explode upon wishing.

 

Granted but there is this thing called "Karma", so you also die in a horrible explosion later on in life

I wish i wont explode

 

Granted, but you burn to death instead because you were destined to die of exploding.

I wish I was invincible and unable to be effected by catches.

 

Granted, but lets apply some science into this shit. You wont be able to see because you need light to focus into your eye, but since light would pass though you, it means you cant see, unless you want your visual system to be exposed. Being invisible would be useless since you would be exposed in rain or even if your in dry climate, since you would sweat, exposing your self, or shead, which would expose you. Dust can also catch into you, which has the same effect of sheading. If you say that these effects cant happen, then that means you cant shead, meaning you cant grow new skin when its damaged and that dust particles would go though you, meaning your just air, we can simply kill you by inhaling you. That and also that was your 3rd wish so get da fok outa here

I wish donald trump would be presedent, just because ill get to move to canada

 

Granted, but he nukes Canada

I wish Owenmae would read my wishes correctly.

 

Granted, but your wishes break the immortality/anti catch rule m8

I wish flory5 followed the rules

 

Granted, but a rule is implemented that you are not allowed to follow the rules.

I wish the next person who comments will fall into a bottomless abyss.

 

Granted, but I grab you in the leg, letting you fall with me :3

I wish everyone is in the pit with us so this thread would make more sense

 

Granted, but there is a 5-star resort that everyone except you were staying at.

I wish that the next person will be banished from existence alone forevermore.

 

I wish for a wish of having a wish for a wish if a wish is a wish then a wish is a wish of a wish

k, but we aren't in an existance, so nothing happens

 

Granted but you will never be able to say the same word in the same sentence again.

I wish for some dippin dots.

 

Granted, but you're allergic to one of the ingredients and die of heart failure.

I wish to wish for a wish that wishes for a flying castle to crash into the house of the next person who comments

 

Granted, but you live in the crashing castle, so yeah

I wish for a.wish that wishes for a wish which wishes for a wish which wishes for a switch which triggers a wish to wish wish that he wishes that he had a life

 

Granted, but it doesn't come true.
I wish for nothing to happen

 

Granted nothing happens so you die of boredom

I wish for a non-aggresive baby dragon

 

Granted, yet you stole it from its mother so now you die from its mother

I wish that wynncraft memes didn't exist

 

Granted, but Wynncraft rule 34 goes viral and 50% of the internet is... well, you get the picture.

I wish for infinite power over everything, including the ability to resurrect myself.