The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Granted, but they are all have vegetables in them >:]

I wish for... cheese.

 

Granted, but it's 100 Trillion years old

I wish for the gameplay update to come out already.

 

Granted, but it's completely glitchy.
I wish for nothing to happen from this wish

 

Granted, have some trillion year old cheese.


I wish for artistic skills.

 

Granted, but they're very vulgar. You post them on the forums and get banned

 

Granted, but that's the only way you can make money >:)
I wish for an answer to the equation 5893=(274x)+(4-x)/1.6

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DAMMIT. ANSWER MY WISH

 

Granted, but you can no longer solve any other math problems

I wish for the ability to travel trough time

 

Granted, but you're conciousness can't come

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I wish for a catch

 

Granted, but the catch is, there is no catch.
wait what

I wish that @Owenmae didn't ignore my fucking wish

 

Granted, but now everyone else ignored your wish.

I wish for a better internet

 

Granted, but you still have to pay more for the better internet.

I wish the genie would stop bullshitting me and give me my fucking wish straight up

 

Granted, but you can't choose your wish.

I wish for this wish to not be a valid wish

 

Granted, but it is only half valid
I wish for a wish with a catch of having no catch

 

Granted, but it's a paradox and reality rips in half.

I wish for this to not be a wish.

 

Granted, but its already a wish, so yeah

i wish this thread is more active

 

Granted, but it's full of shitposters.

I wish for a wish that wishes for a wish that causes the wish of wishing for cupcakes.

 

The guinie is confused, he just gives you a ACME exploding cupcake from wile coyotes dead rotting corps.

I wish that the new soul point system (in beta/gameplay/1.14.1 even though in not in beta) was removed.

 

Granted, but it is replaced by a system where you are banned if you die.

I wish that it would be Waluigi Time all the time

 

Granted, but it can only ever be Waluigi time, No day time or night time or lunch time or tea time or breakfast time or bed time or hammer time.
Especially hammer time.

I wish it would stop raining.

 

Granted, but all the plants die and everyone starves to death

I wish everyone on this thread besides me would vanish from existence.