The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Granted, but you didn't make a wish.

I wish I was a demigod.

 

Granted, but your father is the god of Child Abuse.

I wish to wish for wishes.

 

Granted, you get to wish for wishes. However, as I am only obligated to grant one wish, it doesn't come true.

I wish I was obligated to grant two wishes.

 

Granted, but those two wishes are to eternally suffer, and the second one is world peace, but that doesn't get granted due to me only being able to grant 1 wish.

I wish for people to stop having Grian edits as avatars...

 

Granted, but everyone starts having Salted edits as avatars instead...
What have you done?!? ;_;

I wish that the person below me chooses what my wish is.

 

Granted, but I have taken a vow of not typing for the puppies, diseases, and rainforests of the world for the next one second.

I wish everyone would stop being judgmental irl.

 

... OMG UR SO HARD MAN. SOMEONE ELSE DO THIS AND I'LL DO IT AFTER

 

Granted, but they start being 3x as judgemental on the internet.

I wish to get straight "A"s in school by doing absolutely no work whatsoever.

 

Granted, and you get to be a brain surgeon. However, since you did nothing in medical school, you end up slicing someone's brain in half on accident.

I wish my wish didn't have a catch

 

NoQU

Granted, but you have to live in an alternate reality where that would make since in this thread and that Hitler trump is dictator of the universe

I wish that HBP wasnt genetic so that I woulnt get it

 

Well I guess my wish has no consequence :D

 

Granted, but it's now airborne and you catch it anyway.

 

granted but now you will get the plague

I wish that my life was more interesting

 

Granted, but were all gonna die soon and the possibility that were in a simulation, making our thoughts, actions, and our existence controlled by another being.

I wish I can have a real wish

 

Granted, but that 'real wish' is for you to die. Goodbye.

I wish for more wishes!

 

Granted, you get another wish, but it can only be used to wish for more wishes, which can only be used to wish for more wishes, and so on and so on.

I wish people would be a little more creative and read the rules.

Spoiler: *cough cough*

Rules:
1. You can only sabotage the wish of the person above you, you can't sabotage the person 4 messages above you because you have a better catch.
2. Do not have idiotic / overpowered catches (E.g.: [Person 1]: I wish I had an apple. [Person 2]: Granted, but you die instantly), and try to make them creative.
3. Try not to dodge catches, or wish for the same thing twice. This is just stupid (e.g.: [Person 1] I wish I had an apple. [Person 2]: Granted, the apple is rotten. [Person 1]: I wish I had an apple that wasn't rotten and couldn't harm me in any way and I couldn't die because of something happening with the apple.)
4. This is meant for fun, do not get angry at others or use excessive foul language.
5. HaVe FuN!

 

Granted....but this is a game thread, we post wut we want....and your kinda too late for that

I wish Hitler wasnt born

 

Granted, however the circumstances of Hitler's rein inadvetedly caused you to he born, so without Hitler, you're never born.


I wish I could translate any images from my mind perfectly onto paper.

 

Granted, but it only works on highly inappropriate thoughts, and you get an obsession with doing so.

I wish people would actually focus on not getting everyone killed. *Cough* Global Warming *Cough*

 

Granted. They instead. fix all the problems in the world. Life gets perfect. And boooooooring. So, to not die of boredom you drink a toxic fluid,so you die of poisoning instead.

I wish that this sentence is a lie.