The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Not granted. LOL
I wish that the person that posts below me dies.

 

Granted, but he gets ressurected.

I wish to wish for a wish that is wishing for infinite chocolate chip cookies that are non-poison.

 

Ok Granted but they are minuscule and you drop them.

I wish The Corkus Province was released.

 

Granted, but you have to be dead to be in heaven bud

I wish that reality is a simulation

 

I am not a philosopher to contradict that so granted!
I whish I had a cookie.

 

Unfortunately cookie monster is behind you
I wish i could come up with a wish

 

What about a wish?

I wish the next person made me happy.(By giving me a cookie that I am able to eat and cannot be stolen)

 

Granted, but it's cardboard.

I wish for the WC staff to finally release Corkus to the public and make me the king of it.

 

Granted, but the people would later tell conspiracies about you, causing a player to assassinate you

I wish i had a life

 

Granted, but you are stripped of it 5 seconds later

I wish Donald Trump was assassinated right now and did not come back from the dead.

 

Unfortunately, hillary would win

I wish more people would post on this thread

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Granted, but they got driven away.

I wish for global warming to no longer exist.

 

Granted, but we have to remove all green house gases

I wish i was real

 

Granted, but now that you're real, you have to live with either Trondald Dump or Billary Hinton becoming president. Either one shall make a hell on earth.

I wish Ben Carson won the presidency.

 

Granted, but he was impeached and Trump took his place.

I wish to control every aspect of the universe forevermore.

 

Granted, but there is no more universe left to control.

I wish for Harambe.

 

Since the genie (me) doesn't know what "Harambe" is nothing happens.

I wish that the wish under me can only be: "I wish to die and never be reborn."

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Granted. The catch is that you post under yourself.

I wish to die and never be reborn.
Shiet

 

Granted.

I wish to take over earth and enslave (using mind control) it's population of 7 million humans using an army of cookies

 

You didn't make a catch ; (

 

You died anyway. But, if you want a catch, you get ressurected.