The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Granted, but nobody likes it and everyone hate you for turning them into puffballs

I wish for @Rawb to continue "Forest of the Dark". And please actually do it for reak this time XD Please Rawb it's been 4 days now :D
I am just so excited to finally get some action for my character :D

 

Granted, but right before he posts it he dies of overwork (Past few days been busy. I'll get back to it Saturday. Hopefully.)

I wish for Deez nutz

 

You gottem! But you immediately become a famous vine star and can never return to your normal life.

I wish Crikey Cameron never existed.
Or Damn Daniel. Whatever.

 

Granted, Durrrr Plant.

I wish for air

 

Granted, but everyone now has gills.

I wish for polar bears.

 

Granted. You now have some bears who have bipolar tendencies.

I wish for water

 

It is ok :)
Sorry for being impatient

 

Granted but it is too late now to say sorry. You must watch this terrible music video to atone for your sins.


I wish I was a meme.

 

Granted you turn into an outdated meme nobody likes, and everybody hates, but there is that one lonely person that always uses you, because he thinks hes cool when he uses you as a meme, when he isnt cool.

i wish to have the power of every anime character ever. without a catch, or a toll.

 

Granted, but since you're a Mary Sue, everyone hates you and never finds enjoyment in your company. Also, you end up like this guy.

He doesn't look very happy. Unless... You think he does.

I wish I could simply walk into Mordor.

 

ur wish is granted , but when you out your feet there u sleep immeditly

i wish that i'm not broken

 

Granted, but you crumble instead

I wish that no one commented below me

 

your wish is granted but he changed his name

 

You didn't wish.

I wish I had a life.

 

You're wish is granted but u wasted it in video games

i wish that i'm an idiot

 

@SAIFv0 Wish granted. Everyone else is dumber than you so you're still smarter compare to everyone, despite you being an idiot.

I wish for the ability to reverse wishes

 

Granted. You can now reverse all wishes but the wishes in this thread.

I wish to turn in to a delicious baked turkey :P

 

Granted, but nobody eats you, so you rot away into nothing.
I wish I had a whole set of potato-based superpowers.

 

Granted, but they can only be activated by stuffing your face with 1000 potatoes for each use.

I wish I could fly into the sun like a majestic piece of trash.

 

Granted,but before you could get to the sun from Earth to space you already suffocated and died,hence missing the process of flying into the sun like a majestic piece of trash.

I wish to remove Physics from the Examination.