The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Granted, but you wouldn't.

I wish I had a fancy grill.

 

Granted, but the genie mishears you and instead gives you a fancy girl! Who wants that!?

I wish I had some control over my emotions sometimes...

 

granted, you could.

but you loose all of your limbs.

 

Granted, but your options are limited to Panic and Ecstasy

I wish I could build anything.

 

granted, but after 2 seconds, it dissapears.

i wish, that i have 3 wishs irl.

 

Granted, but the wishes must be made in this thread.

I wish I could touch things.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Granted, you can touch whatever you want, yet it bears the same consequences as before because nothing really changed.

I wish I had a regular, metal, non-explosive spoon.

 

Granted, but you can only eat Okra soup with it.

I wish I had X-ray vision.

 

granted, but your eyes stay as x-ray vision for the rest of your life, and it starts to hurt after an hour of using it, and you go mad

i wish for 3 wishs irl

 

Granted, but because you wished for the same thing twice, there's a catch, and that means someone else who wants you to be dead forever will use your three wishes for you

I wish that all of my wishes can come true

 

Granted, but the amount of wishes being granted creates a black hole of 10 billion solar masses, which swallows the solar system and disrupts the galaxy, ripping it apart.

I wish for a bowl of soup.

 

Granted, but then its filled with poison, and then your forced to eat it.

i wish for a djinn. (from an anime called magi)

 

Granted, but I don't watch anime and don't know what that is soo... Idk what the catch is..
so you become a weeaboo and everyone hates you

I wish to get the girl of my dreams..

 

Granted. The girl commits suicide because she doesn't like you.

I wish to die

 

Granted. You die over and over again for the rest of eternity

I wish to have a dog

 

Granted. You have a "dog." It is a cat with a name tag that says dog.

I wish to die over and over again for the rest of eternity

 

Granted, however this only causes you to die once, and the yous from other timelines to die too; so you only really end up dying once. Though the yous from other timelines die for eternity one by one.

I wish for a sandwich, just an ordinary sandwich I can eat, that isn't poisoned or will cause any adverse effects when eating or holding it, and would appear on a plate directly in front of me. It would also not disappear, and is definitely a sandwich, with normal fillings; not anything that could cause me harm or would render it inedible or gross.

 

Granted. You have a perfect sandwhich. The most perfect ever. Then you wake up.

I wish to die

 

Granted for the 3rd time? you know what u don't get a wish

 

Where's your wish? lol