In the News The Doomsday Clock 2.0

Well its time to move to Canada or Europe , Goodbye to America.

 

all he did was place his hand on a dusty book and said shit we already knew but okay
bye

 

Whoa now guys. The world isn't going to end.
Let's take that slippery slope one step at a time alright?

 

Well there's a slight contradiction.

 

are you implying that you can't walk down a slope

 

You can walk down one, it's just that you're probably going to slip and fall since it's so slippery... And it's a steep slope that takes 4-8 years to walk down, meaning you'll probably fall to your death.

Taking metaphors literally is fun :D

 

I'm amazed Trump didn't burst into flame as soon as he touched the bible

 

tbf between the christian god and Trump, I'd take a billion Trumps anyday
Maybe a few Hillaries as well

 

There are people who would take a billion Trumps over anybody ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. Plz no kill ;-;

 

Why don't we just give Trump a chance at being president first? He hasn't even been president for a day. Chill out. Trump is known for defying expectations. He might just defy them again and be a great president.

 

Man this inauguration was sure something.

 

Apparently my mom is mentally scarred from it... I can't believe I'm the son of a person who gets scared by Annoying Orange 2.0...

 

I don't think its trump that's going to separate us

I think its the protesters and those who say that all trump supporters are bad

 

Of the 27 high-position political assassination attempts in American History (regardless of success), 24 were against Democrats and 3 against Republicans. That's just not the way we decide to do things- besides, I'd actually prefer a president Trump over a president Pence. A blustering idiot is better than a calculating regressive.

 

Yeah... I wonder if Trump chose Pence as his VP just because that would make people not want to assassinate him...

 

Would you rather have a guy who gets pissed off at the sheer fact that people don't like him in charge of the nukes? At least
Pence is somewhat sane. A terrible person, sure, but one who isn't completely frustrated at reality itself.

Also you aren't factoring approval rating, which is pretty big considering no one would assassinate someone they like, and the majority of people do not like Trump at the moment (hell, even some neo-nazis are starting to fear him not doing good stuff, or any stuff, in the white house)
(As a side note, it feels so wierd to somewhat agree with a neo-nazi)

 

Believe me, I hate Trump as much as you do and more. However, Pence somehow manages to be farther right than even him, which is certainly alarming. Plus, the fact that an assassination would criminalize the left and further strengthen the conservative hold on the American public.