The Crash Of January, 9, 2016

We are now approaching 20 hours, and yet, there is no sign of life, no sound, no lights, from the realm of Wynn. But surely, the lights still burn in the Church of the Bovemist. Surely, Hope remains alive, somewhere. Whatever this bug is, it surely must fall. Just as the bugs fell in Them!

 

Its Jan 10th for me...
;w;

 

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

 

will they sell weed and guns there?

 

Or will ther be public beheadings?

 

Today is a dark day. The Great Cow has willed the sun to explode, destroying all life.

9/7 and 1/9. We will never forget you.

WAIT A SECOND

Did you see that?

9/7

1/9

:O

Look even closer!

9/7

1/9

9/7

1/9

9/7

1/9

9/7

1/9

9/7 = 9/1

1/9 = 7/9



They're the same. The devs planned this. They planned all of this. They knew what we wanted. They saw what we wanted. They decided that enough was enough. At first they thought that killing off the forums would be good enough, but we persisted. We continued to want it. They realized their mistake. And so, they planned out how to do this. They would release Gavel on Christmas to prove that they were kind people and that it was their "Christmas Gift" to us. But secretly, behind all the press talks and large income, they were adding more and more bugs into the game, overloading the system, and eventually, even from doing normal things, servers would close and die. One by one they closed, until 6 remained. These 6 servers were stubborn, and Salted knew he had to step up his game. During all the chaos that ensued in the lobby, Salted called onto Crunkle to fake fixing it. People cheered both Salted and Crunkle on, but secretly, Salted had just given the command for Crunkle to blow the whole thing up, to show truly, who was in charge. It was not the players who threw bricks at Wynncraft HQ with the word hype on them. It was not the players who would spam Grian why is Gavel taking so long. It was not the players who hoped and prayed for Crunkle's 3-D glasses. It was not the players who whipped Jumla and screamed at him to hurry up. It was not the players who called Salted a bitch. Salted was in charge. #WakeupWynnandsmellthetruth



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Raawwwb! You owe me a keyboard cleaning!

 

wait wot what do you mean? Also, I fixed the post.

 

10/10 would read again

 

LOL IllusionarySpy actually thinks the EULA matters. What a scrub.

 

The dream is collapsing

 

So i am preparing for this week similar as i was on 12/12/12 i went to the store and i bought some popcorn as i watch the world end

 

I think Jumla spilt more coffee on the machine that runs Wynncraft...

 

Lol if only wynn ran on 1 machine

 

That was good enough to make me lol, irl. I was trying to swallow water at the time. Mob-up-the-keyboard-time! Also, what did you fix?

 

So today is the day.... The day when a server dies completely... I never thought a server like this would go downhill so fast... If only there was someone who could steer the car correctly (sorry going off track)... January 9, 2016 was the day a server has shut down... 4Ev3R
Congratulations to all the staff members for have a good run... We never made it to Dern, but it was a good run. Congratulations to all those who have gotten level 100 already you did well in the long run. And to all those who have barely played Wynncraft, I am sorry that you never got to experience what Wynncraft truly was.
Rest in Piece Wynncraft. For you will be remebered forever.
The time it will take to restart Wynncraft:
4+6-5+10/3-1+4-7x0 hours. The end you the world is upon us.

 

So this is what you are working on instead of your lore... jk

 

How wrong you are.

 

probably about everything I said xD

 

fuck your jokes ;^;