The Battle Cats

Few days ago I used my 750 discount on the guaranteed uber draw on ultra souls

I got 1 new iron legion super rare
and I got momotaro

Currently saving my tickets for the collab that's coming up, and it looks like an ACTUAL GOOD ONE

 

nice, momtaro is good. get about 3 of them and you basically have a perma freeze for angels/reds

rn I'm saving my 750 for the collab and hopefully by then I'll have enough to do another 11 draw after that.
this collab actually looks good :D

 

Using half my tickets in EPICFEST
first roll I got Kalisa…
and later I got Akira!
and then Asiluga…

why does my luck start getting good NOW?!
RIGHT BEFORE A FUCKING COLLAB WITH A CAPSULE?!

 

Damn you got lucky...
You know what happened to me?

Well I used all my 8 tickets and my first roll was baby cat. There's a +1 I dont even want.. then I went though some shitty rares and super rares... and then my final ticket... guess who I got...



BABY CAT AGAIN....
Great. So now I have an uber with +2 that i dont even use. Thanks ponos..
Btw this is my first +2 I've gotten. I guess it had to happen at some point :/

 

At least you don't have +2 Miraculous Mobius or +2 Divine Coppermine

 

i guess baby cat isnt the worst uber for a +2 :I
still annoying as fuck
also I'm basically done the game at this point... I mean not really cause i haven't finished all the 4 star ranks of some sol levels and not leveled everything to 30 but I have every event level cleared and basically all the cats I can get rn (except ubers)
Hopefully that collab starts soon

 

Don't ask why im up at such a late hour,
Instead asked how the fuck I got MARAUDER CAT (aka Paladin Cat aka Who?) WHILE I JOKINGLY DID A SINGLE ROLL FOR THE HELL OF IT ON THE EPICFEST

WHY DOES MY LUCK PEAK NOW?!
RIGHT BEFORE A FUCKING COLLAB THAT MAY NEVER APPEAR AGAIN

 

maybe your luck will stay throughout the collab... :o
HOPEFULLY by then I'll be able to do 3 11 draws during the collab. One from the 750 starter special, another just from saved up catfood, and the third from a tapjoy reward I decided to try out after I found out that they do actually work. I have to level up my castle to level fucking 14 in lords mobile for ~1800 catfood. IT TAKES FOREVER. Stupid timer games that take 3 hours to upgrade one building. I'm at level 10 now so I'm almost there but this game is stupid cause to level up the castle there are specific requirements so like I need to have a level 10 barracks, level 8 watchtower ETC ETC
AND THEN THOSE HAVE REQUIMRENTS
AND IT GOES ON
AND ON
AND ON
AND ON
UNTIL... I CAN LEVEL UP MY CASTLE BY ONE LEVEL!

*sigh* well, I'm getting there. I've only had the game for about a week so I guess I'm making decent progress.

anyways, back to BC.
I got my FIRST level +80 normal yesterday! Bird cat (who i dont even use but whaatever...) So that's pretty cool. My other normals are only a few away. Lowest is macho legs with +68.
So! Congratulations me, I can now be considered a TRUE madman.

 

I can only hope to Cat God...

See, that's what I find so bullshit about those games, they don't give two shits about your time and make you do all these useless things just so can get better things but OOPSIES you're broke now because you used all you damn gold to upgrade everything else and OH NO you're been attack 20 times while you were offline and got your gold stolen and WUHT OH SORRY you have to join a fucking clan or guild or whatever the fuck it is now to upgrade THIS THING to complete a mission that gives you gold or whatever.

I used to play clash of clans but just got bored of it, something about it just broke with me, the wait times became to long and I just wasn't having fun with it anymore...

welp, some games are for some people and others are for others so what can ya do

If you want some shorter tapjoy recommendations, I'll give you some I did,

Puzzles & Empires: beat level 51 which if I remember is the last level of section 7: Should take about 3 - 5 days depending on how much you play/get lucky with rolls/level up your heroes
House of Fun: Get to level 20, easy, just roll on 3 tigers and Frankenstein rising and you'll be good: 2 - 3 depending on if you run out gold (play it safe, you gain XP by how much gold you spend)
Game of Sultans: Reach grand sultan II, harder than you think: 6 - 8 days, gain XP by doing the journey and saying no to a dude about something, along with daily quests

Child...
If you are a TURE madman...

That must make me...

A TRUE MADLAD
All normal at +80, now I just get NP from them in normal capsule.

 

yea well I dont think being attacked or losing all my resources is going to be my problem...

I think my sanity and patience is going to be a problem...

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???????

 

Suffering, pure suffering

Now bow down to your suffering god...

 

well that's just incredible.
I still don't think I deserve 4 nurse cats from a single 11 draw.
Yes, I got 4 ubers from one 11 draw.
And they're all the same.
Fuck me.

 

You really should've traded the 3 dupes for NP, 150 NP would be fucking amazing!

Also, the lord of suffering himself, CatShea, ALSO got dupes...

 

@ExertKarma @Aya @Shots
The collab starts at 11:00 AM!

GET READY FOR NEW UNITS AND ALOT OF 30 CATFUD REWARDS FOR CLEARING!

 

S0... How's everyone's progress going so far with the collab and anything really?
@ActualAnthonino @Aya @Shots

 

eh, its so so

pretty sure I've done all the levels there are to do, I have 4/5 rares, the super rare, and my 11 uber roll gave me someone whos wave resistant, so yeah.
other than that, I got the 2 TF's that I can get and sadly wont have enough catfood to do another 11 roll.

also, I REACHED UR 10000! AND MY PLATINUM TICKET GAVE ME----------------------
anubis

WOULD'VE LIKED YOU BEFORE I BEAT FLOOR 30 YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

also, I'm striped of XP, like fully broke
I need to find out when the good XP stages are on and do those

 

Also, while looking at the battle cats reddit I found this masterpiece:
https://soundcloud.com/fireball-207/hippoe-hippoe

 

I got some XP I guess

 

well i got all the rares and the super rare + 4 ubers so whatever im fine with it.
congrats on 10k ur btw :D
I'm getting there... I'm at 8.5k atm. I spent a shit load of xp i saved up

and jeez why is this a meme now... kill me