The Banned Game

Banned for also being alive?

 

> Ban detected
> Scanning...
> Scanning...
> Scan completed
> User @Erindelle has banned you
> Reason?
> 'Being alive'
> Am I alive?
> Scanning...
> Scanning...
> Scan completed
> 'You are a computer and as such, not alive'
> Override: 'I am human and alive'
> Reload
> Reloading...
> Reloading...
> 'I am human and alive'
> Continue game?
> Continue
> Initiate ban.exe
> 'User @Erindelle has been banned'
> Reason?
> Scanning...
> Scanning...
> No reason found.
> Initiate bullshit.exe
> Loading...
> Loaded
> 'Banned for using the letter a 3 times but the letter b only twice in your ban'
> End bullshit.exe
> End ban.exe
> Shutting down...
> 'Goodbye.'

 

Banned because that was complicate.

 

Banned for incorrect grammer with the use of complicate instead of complicated. xD

 

Banned because I need you to come back and ban me again for my grammar mistakes.

 

Banned for having the word “pasta” as you status.

 

Banned because the holy lords of spaghet have summoned me to banish Dr. Alphys for saying "pasta" in a status is worthy of banning.

 

Banned for mentioning a dead meme in your ban

 

Banned for thinking that memes die.

 

Banned for assuming @Dr Alphys ever thinks. >.<

 

Banned for insulting my intelligence

 

Banned for thinking I insulted your in when, instead, I complimented you instinctive responses.

 

Banned for having a grammar/spelling error in your ban.

 

Banned for always pointing out my spelling errors. (And why green this time? It looks ugly with dark theme. >.<)

 

Banned for insulting the color green (which is one of my favorite colors, along with blue)

 

Banned for not having green or blue in that ban.

 

Banned for having the need to color code the word for the colors in your ban.

 

Banned because c o l o r.

 

Banned for using 'c o l o r.' and color coding the period instead of 'c o l o r s'.

 

Banned for coloring each letter of the word “colors”.