Survive!

Luckily, I can switch accounts to my lvl 1337 dushbag. I can handle her. >.>

Apparently, Qira got a huge buff to counter the raise in level cap. .-. Pretty aure ahe one shots EVERYONE now...

 

I use an atomic super nova bomb to explode her. She unfortunetly doesn't die but she saw how her nails got damaged and died due to damaged nails.

A meteor is falling from the sky and it will destroy in any second the entire world.

 

Just the world tho. Due to Plot Armor, you manage to survive.

There's nothing to eat here now. You're gonna starve...

 

I managed to learn how to eat sunlight.

You stepped on a lego brick.

 

A hitman squad comes to kill you due to use of a previous idea.

 

they all miss, shoot each other and die

You get 360 noscoped

 

But it wasn't a headshot, so I'm fine. :p

A tank decides to crash through the wall into you and your teammate.

 

I randomly learned how to eat tanks. I just ate the tank.

Donald Trump wants to build a wall arround you.

 

Trapped but still alive. :p

The floor is lava

 

i jump on a table

boom. headshot.

 

My head gets shot, but I was eating a marshmallow and that absorbed the bullet.

I walk up behind you, making sure it was you, and then I take a steel dagger in my hand. I activate a lever to pull a cage down around you, and activate my dispenser of endless arrows to prick you to death while I stab you relentlessly.

 

except it was a very realistic doll
dont ask where i got it

i nuke you
nice and simple

 

I nuke the nuke

I redo what I just did but this time get advanced information on if it was really you (Spoiler alert, it is)

 

I inexplicably teleport away

you get radiation poisoning

 

rip waifu pillow. ;-;
I mean what? What's that? Never heard of it! I'm not a weeb!

That means I'm a superhero now... right?

People lynch you for being a weeb (which I am not)

 

dakimakura

except I used my smoke bomb to get away

you are discovered to be a weeb and are hunted down

 

*intense hand gestures*
"Subsitution!"
They have successfully attacked a log.

They hunt you down, a long confirmed weeb who knows no escape skills.

 

I send out a body pillow army to kill off my hunters

Some escape and decide too kill you instead.

 

My team of tank lolis will defeat any enemies in my way! I escape unscathed to charge at you instead!

 

My battleship lolis bombard your loli tanks.

And you.