Survive!

I never said I was vulnerable to lava, which I’m not

I teleport a cat into the box, and you are conviniently fatally allergic to cats, even their corpses

 

Conviniently ain't a word. Therefore. I'm not.

You, however, conveniently implode.

 

however, due to the multiple implosions I encounter daily, I have a contingency plan in place, which is to have a second body that activates with a copy of my consciousness at the point of the first me’s death

and you fail to realise that you are in the radius of the implosion

 

So? I make enough chaos that I'm used to this.
Your second body happens to have been ravaged by a pack of wolves, and your other spares aren't doing much better.

 

but they are still doing better

my third through to 8293rd clones get progressively better until the 8294th clone, who only gets a light mosquito bite (and it isn’t allergic to mosquitoes)

in the meantime, you still haven’t explained how you survive the implosion