Survive!

but i reflect it back with a mirror

 

But I heccing break all of your mirrors and deflect the meteor at you

 

but i airblast it back at u

 

what in tarnation

I'll start agaaiiiiin

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You're playing a game of chess with the stakes being of life and death, and you've just been checkmated.

 

But I flip the chess board and table at you then go subatomic and then respawn

 

Pretty sure we're supposed to provide situations for the next user along with our survival method.

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You're to be burned at the stake under an accusation of practicing witchcraft. Although you have not, no one believes you, and the fire is about to be lit.

 

But I'm not a witch I'm a vampire loli so I turn into a bat before the fire is lit and throw the divine spear Gungnir at you

 

Oh, was the spear the situation?

Dodge it, because generic defense.

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Generic being-held-at-gunpoint situation.

 

I threw the divine spear Gungnir at you

 

But I graze the bullet so [insert danmaku name here]

 

I snap the bullet out of existence.

Then I snap you out of existence.

 

Not before I squeeze my hand that oof you before you do that

 

Hum, I'l just be lil ol' normal me and throw you straight out of existence.

 

Can't throw what you can't catch.

On that note: can dodge what you don't notice.
And suprise. Knife.

 

How convenient.

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Can't really dodge when you've been turned to stone.

 

the knife does nothing against stone

I turn back and throw the knife at you

 

Allow me to catch the knife and fling it back.

 

I deflect the knife with a spiked shield. Then I cast Shield Slam on you with a shitload of armor.

Spoiler: Shield Slam

This is what the card does in case you don't know.

 

but I had Secret: Counterspell

and I kill my Mecha-Thun with an empty hand and deck, killing you