Survive!

but waluigi gets removed before it can do anything

and I stab you with a tennis racquet

 

But I stab you first with a melon sword canceling your attack

 

But I eat the sword and pepper you to death with its seeds.

 

What seeds? This sword is pure metal so I cut you still (also the fact that you ate metal)

 

My intestines are made of vibranium, and they make me regurgitate the sword, which is now flying towards you at Mach 4.

 

but I reflect it back with a mirror

 

But it fell before it could hit me I bash you with the Inspectors hammer

 

But I am the inspector, who inspects the hammer so much that it gets nervous and goes to hide in a corner somewhere. I then continue to inspect you to death, I suspect.

 

(Fun fact the Inspector is actually a giant hammer wielding noob pwning mini boss)
I just cast Atomic Bomb blowing you up first before you could attack

 

But I took ten gallons of radaway in preparation and I've got blast protection IV on me gear, so my attack still carries through.

 

but I have a mirror, so you inspect yourself instead

to death

 

But it does nothing since im talking about a mini boss



I summon the Inspector to pummel you

 

I dodge and weave and stab you

 

But I weave a net in preparation and for protection, and let the spiders devour you.

 

but i hyponotized the spiders in advance and they weave a net around you before they eat you

 

But I slaugthered them beforehand in case you were to hypnothize them. I use their dead bodies to block the stab and force feed you the tarantylas until you die of disgust.

 

I throw up from the disgust into your face. The sudden shock gives me the opportunity to flee.

The Sun explodes.

 

i take refuge in a convenient sun proof bunker and shove you outside

 

I turn into Sun Boy and melt you and the sun-proof bunker into a warm puddle.

 

i dive into your mouth and drown/suffocate you