Survive!

but neither are you

also i just write myself into existence

 

Pre-programmed entities cannot be deleted.

You are in a hot tub and an electric lamp is thrown in the tub, electrocuting you.

 

but there's no water in the tub
so I don't get electrocuted

I get out and stab you

 

I just fly up



I cast magma rain

 

I switch places with you through the power of white holes and levitate in the air as you melt.

 

Uhhh caster is not affected by their own spells



Uh it's raining magma and you don't have anything to protect your self from it

 

I unmelt when it's stopped.

I cast a grenade at ya.

 

But you didn't pull the pin



I hit you with a flaming baseball bat

 

I dodge and stab you

 

I dodge and stab back

 

I am wearing power armour

I punch you in the face with an infinity gauntlet

 

i survive, take the gauntlet and snap you out of existence

 

But there has to be a happy ending, so I come back to life when the next movie comes out.

You fall off cliff by accident

 

There was haypales at my landing spot.

But then tree falls over you.

 

but another tree falls first and protects me

then i throw a coconut at you

 

I block it


I do rapid punches at you

 

I do rapider punches at you, cancelling out yours and getting enough hits in to secure victory in this life or death match.

 

I do even faster punches, cancelling out yours and then some

 

I do a single kick, disrupting your rythem and allowing me to take the initiative in this.

 

but countless minutes of rhythm games allow me to get back on beat before I miss combo and continue punching you at 222 bpm