Survive!

but i reflecct it with my handy mirror

 

But the hands grip the mirror so hard that it breaks, rendering it useless.

 

But i survive due to the fact im on the floating head and you still got blasted by deh laser

 

But you're on the receiving end because of the series of actions performed. The floating head eats you.

 

How the hell does my own minion eat me i can despawn it anytime and i do it right now also i 360 no scope you

 

I foresee that through future vision and put a reflective material where the bullet would hit at the perfect angle to send it right back to ya.

 

But i just walked to the side and the bullet fell into the volcano i spin kick you 100 times and i can do this only 200 times before getting dizzy

 

I survive the kicks and you get too dizzy and fall into the volcano

 

But the volcano is filled with rainwater, and I swim to safety. Then a sinkhole appears below your feet.

 

but I jump away in time and push you into it

 

But I use my jet pack to fly out the sinkhole grows really fast and you fall in it

 

but i lasso you in with me and then i double jump out

 

I cut the lasso and fly out
But sinkholes are known to be very deep so ya you are still falling

 

but i triple jump

and stab you

 

The knife broke mid air allowing me to pulverize you

 

but it broke into fragments that stab you

 

I shield my self
You forgot to survive my attack Baka

 

I transform the fragments into drops of water.

A nuke explodes in your stomach.

 

The nuke is not real, only metaphorical and it drives me to drive a drill into your brain

 

But you're not real, only metaphorical and as such your existence never actually existed in the first place for that to happen. (Also: Not existing is considered being dead in some things iirc)