Survive!

but i have my handy mirror from the other thread to reflect it back

 

bo u

 

But just at this moment I see my IQ floating in a lake a pick it up and shove it back into my head. I then use my Henry Danger mobility to avoid the attack and sneak up behind you with a knife stabbing you in your back. Haha I'm a backstabber now.

 

But You stabbed the wrong person I teleport behind you with a flaming baseball bat filled with a falcon punch
I hit you with the baseball bat multiple times in the head instantly smashing your skull and flinging you into a wall

 

But using the momentum I had from getting smashed across my thicc skull which didn't break I swang my 2 handed battle ax at your head smashing it into a million pieces.

 

Luckily my head is indestructible (as well as the rest of my body).
You arms rebound and shatter from the force and you die of bloodloss.

 

But I don't have blood so I don't die. I tie you to a wrecking ball and throw you into a lake.

 

but you forgot to de-attach the wrecking ball from the crane, so i swing back into you

 

The crane accompanied the wrecking ball into the lake. It's very deep okay.

 

but did you know thay the weight of the crane collasped the ground beneath you- making you fall into the lake as well?

 

but I'm on a boat that withstands the crane

it's a very tough boat

 

But it isn't tough enough for the meteor inbound for your face. Also, I'm an interdimensional being, so I just move in the fourth dimension to a newly made space station to watch while the earth explodes.

 

but i hit the meteor into the fourth dimension, which promptly explodes

 

But I move into the fifth dimension, and there I simply erase the energy making up you from existence.

 

But using the power of friendship we someone stop you (basically killing but we can't show thaton screen...) and win. >.>

 

but i stop you with the power of depression
and stab you

 

But you missed I poison you with a very toxic gas

 

but you missed
and i stab you again

 

I un-stab myself and hand you a very sticky sticky bomb.

 

I use my free hand and cut the fuse. I'll get the disarmed bomb off me later.

You are in your car and your car is hit by a train moving at 80 miles per hour.