Survive!

But your mouth is too small to swallow me. And I seal it with superglue.

Every cell in your body spontaneous ignites.

 

ignites meaning lighting up. ^-^ The flash blinds you and you spasm and die from the lights

 

but i have my sunglasses on

and you still ignite and burn and die

 

I just use ice cream to extinguish my self


I throw a grenade at you

 

I hit it back with a tennis racquet

 

I start a rally

 

i hit it back into the back corner

 

I hit the grenade out of the window so it blows up without harm.

Your house fills with neurotoxin gas.

 

But I was never in my house. -.-
I went on a rare outside trip.

After filling my house with gas, you find you can't escape the building.

 

but instead the building escapes me

and I stab you

 

I was wearing a stab-proof vest and using the same knife I cut a piece of toffee and hand it to you. You take the toffee and let it touch your tongue. You then realize we're trying to kill each other and that the toffee is poisoned but it's too late.

 

But I have the power of God and anime on my side, so the poison does nothing.

I use the power of God and anime to murder you with my blood katana from hell

 

hahahahaha
you?
with that puny blade??
I hope you relized that I was the main antagonist by now. And you know what? I survived to power up and kill you another day.

Rules don't stop me from killing those with relations to you tho- and you suicide from guilt.

 

OLD MEMES FOR LIFE

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But I then realize I need to avenge them all and I throw a C5 bomb into your house.

 

C5?
Good thing I created that. :D
I do a long distance detonation of it in your hands

 

But I had a manual override switch which I hit and then proceeded to your house where I brought out my Bazooka and blasted a hole in your head.

 

if you tried to go to my house to throw C5 but I remotely detonated it, I'm not home. -.-
Congrats on blowing up my house- and yourself. :3

 

Ree why did you have a home if you didn't live in it. But now I use the C6 explosive that I had implanted in your head at birth as a last resort. Oh and I didn't die because

 

My mind is blown, but people hardly die of such a common experience. I don't either.

I take your powers from you, also nabbing most, if not all, of your IQ. You thus walk into a lake and drown.

 

But I can use reflect so you get hit by your attack instead