Survive!

Yes, but my body

I gun the gunship down using a machine gun.

 

i stab you with angry bees

 

You didn't avoid your gunship being gunned down, so no bees for me.

You are strapped to a rocket and launched to the moon.

 

But you used your turn on stating the fact that he get hit by a gunship so nope not going to go to the moon since I escape my gun ships explosion


I just shoot you with a pistol

 

But this is the matrix. There is no spoon.

A knife falls on your head

 

I just walk 2 steps back to avoid the knife




You still got shot since you didn't avoid or block it

 

727th post

727 blue zenith lul

slightly obscure jokes redirect the bullet to your heart

 

I teleport through the bullet and it hits the wall behind me.

You are transformed into a tree and then subsequently cut down by a woodcutter.

 

but I fall onto you, squishing you

and I turn back into a human

 

728th post actually. >.<

I sidestep.

Even though you turned into a human, you're still cut in half. :/

 

i was quoting the 727th post tho

also i reattach myself with magnets and pull you apart, also with magnets

 

But I'm not made out of metal



I beat you to death with a wooden spoon

 

but i absorb the wood

and you apparently

 

Not dead though

I stab you from inside.

 

My insides are made of steel, and you get sucked into the black hole residing in my stomach.

 

But steel is metal meaning Nico would have destroyed you with magnets. >.>
Due to the inconsistency- time rewinds and you die to the magnets.

 

But I just Explode instantly killing you to escape

 

but i respawn and eat you, dissolving you with my stomach acid

 

but i respawn and do the same. >.>

 

but i respawn and do the same