Survive!

but I reflect the helicopter away with a mirror

and snipe you

 

I barrelroll

I barrelroll you into a barrel roll. A ded one.

 

I find your lack of memes disturbing

I break open the barrel and 369 noscope u while eating Doritos and road rolla you

 

Headshot resistance buddy, very useful. Also the Doritoes are laced with a deadly toxin that kills within seconds.

 

I instantly drink Mountain Dew instantly removing the toxin



M8 you forgot about the road rolla

 

I reflect it back with a mirror, so it rolls over you

 

I shoot your mirror. Now it no longer reflects properly and you get squished.

 

not if yoir bullet is reflected off tje mirror and hits you. :3

 

I make the bullet make a U-turn using my tongue skills, changing its directory to the road rolla rolling towards me, making it explode nicely.

A mountain-sized duck squishes you.

 

100 duck sized mountains save me and squish you

 

1000 duck sized mounts save me and squish you

 

Good thing the ducks are the same size as tiny motorcycle mounts
I just squish all of them with my hammer

 

but i squish you with my slightly larger hammer

 

But you took that hammer from someone and they came back and smash you with it

 

but you're still squished

 

But you were squished before I get squished

 

But you have to survive, not kill someone else before you die...

I unsquish for I am boneless and generally unsquishable. You ain't.

 

But I still survived since you were squished before you could squish me allowing me to escape



I just shoot you with a sniper rifle from a far distance

 

But my boneless unsquishable body deforms and reforms.

You're stomped by an angry bumper-rhino.

 

I just get on a flying gunship


But you got shot by a sniper rifle