Survive!

I swallow the meteor. As my stomach indubitably is a black hole there's no impact.

A new black hole appears and sends the meteor flying into you on its way towards the moon.

 

but i reflect it back with a mirror

 

but i reflect it back with a mirror
someone forgot to copyright. >.>

 

but i reflect it back with a mirror©

 

fvck.
but i reflect it back with a reflective surface that I will now call the rorrom™®©

 

But I break the mirror chain and use za warudo while rolling a 20
I then use a clock tower to squish you and punch the clock tower while you are under it with atomic punches

 

but you rolled a natural 1

so you squish yourself with the clock tower

 

I mentioned something about punching you with nuclear powers so I disintegrate you and the clock tower

 

but the nuclear punch is too strong and kill me and I stay alive because i’m out of the range of the explosion

 

but i pull you back in

 

but ur already dead and Im still moving away.

 

but my dead body becomes a black hole to pull you in

while i respawn far away

 

But the black hole becomes a worm hole and i teleport through it to inside you, now occupying the space you used to occupy, meaning you exploded from inside.

 

But you accidentally teleported into space and suffocate since there's no air in spac

 

Random spaceship picks me up. But they leave you into moon. And you are stuck there

 

I attach thrusters to the moon to ram into earth incinerating you in the process

 

But there is magic in space that puts me back together and that same magic is blasting off your head

 

(you forgot to quote Baka)
But i can remove my head anytime i want my head is flying around you while shooting lasers

 

You can remove your head whenever you want, but there's nothing about removing your head and surviving. There's now no flying head shooting lasers at me.

While relaxing in your house, an attack helicopter falls on you.

 

With the power of advanced medicine I have my head reattached and I leave the house before the attack helicopter falls on me. I then kill the pilots and use said attack helicopter to attack you.