Survive!

I go to an alternate universe.

I delete up the universe you’re in.

 

my apologizes, you do not have the proper authorization to do so.

You are incinerated for attempting to hack the sever

 

/gamemode 1

Repeating command block:
/summon minecraft:primedtnt (your coords)

 

Repeating command block:
/kill @e[type=minecraft:primedtnt]

I ban you from my server

 

I play on another server.

I remotely shut down your server.

 

I quit minecraft and produce music.

Also, isn't this thread supposed to be called Survive?

 

It is called survive. And I duck the bullet that you apparently shot at me.

I stab you.

 

I die.

I reincarnate in the form of a bazooka.

 

You don’t shoot me so I’m fine.

I cast meteor on you. Repeatedly.

 

I swap dimensions,

and destroy the one you're in.

 

But no one found me- so you're not sure which dimension to destroy.

Sadly for you- you teleported to a dying dimension. You can't teleport out, or move through time.

 

but it hasnt died yet so i merge this dimension with another, fixing it (idk lol)

then i teleport out of the new dimension, find you and puke on you with acid

 

I step to the side

A building falls on you.

 

I jump higher than the building is tall. I land when the building is done falling and getting destroyed.

A bongo drum barrels towards your head at lethal speeds.

 

I blast it with a grenade before it hits me.

The shrapnel rip you to pieces.

 

My skin is stronger than stars are warm, and the shrapnel bounces off.

I burn you to death with laser sight warmer than my skin is tough.

 

Clone #830183 has been eliminated. Clone #830184 is now replacing it.

Welcome to Aperture Laboratories. Please step forward into the bottomless pit of death.

 

I step backwards instead and accidentally push the self-destruct button. I manage to escape, you and all your clones don't.

 

Since when was I also in Aperture? I was in Black Mesa!

You die of too many video game references.

 

but there are never too many video game references!

I stab you with a fish