Survive!

And I still have my stomach to regurgitate it back. Btw, I also eat your mirror, fyi.

 

I take another mirror out of my bag of holding to reflect it back.

 

i regurgitate it back and eat the bag of holding

 

I duck.

You eat the bag of holding, but you fall inside by accident. Whoops.

 

i eat my way out and vomit it on you, which you fall into. oops

 

I don’t understand the logic of this universe anymore, so I burn it and escape.

/summon minecraft:wither (your coords)

 

ERROR: Co-ordinates not valid (use the format x, y, z)

i punch you

 

oof. half a heart of damage.

/execute @a[tag=@Yazawa Nico~] ~ ~ ~ summon minecraft:wither ~ ~ ~

 

i respawn

i kill you
(original, i know)

 

But you just respawned so you have weakness 360


I cut you with a scythe

 

But yoi son't know how tk use the scythe, so you accidently swing it into yourself.

 

But i actually know how to use a scythe so i don't hit my self and omni slash you

 

But actually scythes are horrible, clunky weapons and I easily parry with a sword and cut you open.

 

You hit my spiked mithral armour, so it doed nothing.

I rush you wish said spikes.

 

I sidestep your attack.

Then I shoot you in the back of the head.

 

i reflect it with a mirror

 

I reflect it with a...


dog.


Bet you didn’t see that coming!

 

I trip over my mithril shoelace and dodge the bullet.

The floor under you collapses with the weight of the impact