Survive!

I block it with my crossbow arrow and shoot you with my knuckleduster.

 

But I deflect it with a bow and stab you with a box

 

I dodge.

I cast ice snake on you, repeatedly.

 

I cast escape and arrow shield.
Then I bombard you with arrow bombs before slamming down and activating the shield, killing you

 

bruh, I used the ninja's vanish.
You were never attacking me.

I chain you in a loop of multiattacks and spin attacks

 

but i complain to salted and he nerfs ninja

then i smack you in the face with an apple

 

I use arrow shield to knock you flying and airshot you with 9999 arrow bombs whilst retreating to a 20 block distance

 

but i get salted daddy to nerf archer

then i ditch two apples in your face

 

salted denies your complaint and bans you for making too many complaints

 

I say no u to him. And he bans himself.

I remove all of your items and i put army of archons into your face.

 

i have two faces, one as a decoy and the other to headbutt you until you die

 

I teleport behind you and stab you.

 

But im already dead


You accidentally stabbed your self

 

I miss.

You’re already dead, as you stated.

 

But i respawn


And you got knives going at you

 

but i go behind you, so they go through you first

 

But I use teleport

I throw a sword at you

 

I block the sword with a potato.

I throw a swordfish at you.

 

I block the swordfish with a tomato


I throw a javelin at you

 

I block the javelin with a paddle paddle.

I throw a spoon at you.