Survive!

Reflrction sends it back. You were the cusee of the explosion, so it just endlessly loops back onto you

 

But I launched them from a satellite



I send an edgelord beam at you

 

I cut the beam i half with pure edge.

My edge cuts you in half

 

I am made of sentient goo, so I reform.

I throw some of me, the sentient goo, at you. The goo is extremely acidic.

 

but im a basic bitch, so they cancel out, leaving me neutral

then i swing a mace to the face (your face)

 

My face disappears, because it deforms, and is made of goo, and reforms behind you.

I drown you with me.

 

(Something I would find in a hen[404])

I use blink hacks to teleport out
Then I freeze you

 

That's if you can see me.

I stand behind your shoulder (invisible) as you log into your computer. Once you leave I take all the prized HW folders you have

 

But I have no HW folders

I have an alert trap enabled shooting you with a mini gun

 

The gun is too small to do any damage.

I shoot you with my not so mini gun

 

This is the matrix. There is no gun

I convince Agent Smith that you’re aware of this being a simulation.

 

but Agent Smith realises that you're not meant to know either, so he kills you

 

But I was never in the digital realm. You are tho, and the server crashes.

 

but i get logged out

then i smash your head in with a baseball bat

 

you can't cause you're stapped down to the testing table after that virtual dive.

You are left there to die

 

but i am so stronk that i break free

then smash your head in with two baseball bats

 

but I have three- two to counter attack and one to smash you!

 

but i have 4 heads!
3 as decoys, one more to headbutt you until you die!

 

but I have thorns 100%

You end up dying before you finish out my health bar

 

but i respawn and finish you off