Survive!

Still alive tho. :p Just... stranded and probably gonna die... but I'm still alive now. :D

However thr plane, with you still in it, decides to crash.

 

I jump out and cast Charge, canceling any fall damage.

You are pushed off of a bridge and land on a rock precipice.

 

Charge cancels fall damage?

I repeatedly teleport down until I land safely on the ground.

I cast meteor on you, repeatedly.

 

But my agility is so high that I don't get hit.

I cast Arrow Shield then bombard you with Arrow Bombs.

 

I teleport out of your range.

The Detlas item identifier hourglass breaks and spills all the sand on you, drowning you in it.

 

But if I spam /class, I can survive till they fix it. >.>

The Selchar hourglass breaks and spills all the sand on yoi, drowning you in it.

 

but i tp scroll to detlas and finish that quest where you need the sand

then i get you banned for trolling or whatever

 

I get you counterbanned for a horrible report on me and, due to the horrible report of "or whatever," I get unbanned

 

i make an alt account, @aweeb, become a mod after months of hard work, and ban you

 

You don't even know my username. >.>
I get you banned for attempting to abuse your powars

 

You can't, because I forged perfect proof of you using flyhacks, and blocked you from the forums and discord, leaving no trace of you.

Is this turning into the banned game?

 

The GMs running this foruns find out and ban you before unbanning me.

Banning = death? >.>

 

Uh... I think it's the admins, developers and mods who run the forum, not the GMs.

Well, no one has been dying for a while, just getting banned.

I drop a cow on you.

 

I totally understand how this works...

What's left of life if my goal of winning "Last Person to Comment Wins" is taken away once I get banned? >.>

I whip it to the side.

I drown you in whipped cream.

 

That logic only works in Willy wonka's chocolate factory so whipping a cow doesn't drop whipped cream


I cut you with my ice scythe freezing you while doing 3448 ice damage and 1000 normal damage since I casted ice boost before

 

I cast Ice Block, giving me immunity.

Then I unfreeze myself and Pyroblast your face.

 

I cast magic missiles to block the pyroblast

I then summon my cursed scythe of the eclipse then drink a damage increasing potion (increased damage by 120%)
I cut you with a cursed slash dealing 15283 curse damage and 6341 normal damage

 

It the time it took you to research the numbers, I kick you, cancelling the move.

I trap you in an inescapable infinite combo using my Battle Mage.

 

Took you 20 seconds to cast it I punch u in the face before you casted it

I slash you with a hotdog dealing 36000 Meelee and magic damage

 

But the hotdog cooled down in your swing. It now does 0 damage cause it's cool.

I use a frying pan to heat it up, melting yoir fingers and the rest of your body.