Survive!

I cast Cobra Shot on your dog, killing it and the arrow is still flying at you at lethal speeds.

 

But I used Wing Kirby's side dash attack. It has invincibility frames.

You have a hunk of sharo feathers barreling towards your face.

 

I duck, once again.

The duck is so strong that you quack so loudly that your lungs implode of out-of-breathness.

 

luckily i dont need lungs as i live on anime alone

then i love arrow shooto you in the heart

 

But I don't get the reference, so I simply get a mild heartache.

I shower you with golden Midas touches.

 

But I am an animated statue. It does nothing.

All the gold falls ontop of you, crushing you.

 

I step a few meters to the side

The gold explodes (magically), killing you.

 

but i dodge (magically)

and shoot you with a regular arrow which (magically) pierces both your heart and brain

 

But I'm brain dead and heartless. That arrow does absolutwly nothing.

I freeze you to death with my cold, frozen heart...

 

I give you a hug, and with the power of friendship your frozen dead heart warms up again and unfreezes me.

Your heart overheats.

 

I use omegas tortoise shell to break out of the hug




I then shoot you with a freeze ray freezing you again

 

but i unfreeze myself with a heating ray

then heat you to death with it

 

I sweat all the heat away.

The sweat creates an ocean, and you begin to drown.

 

I swim to shore.

A meteor falls from the sky

 

Acid rain dissolves the entire meteor before impact.

The acid rains on you.

 

But I throw a nuclear bomb knocking away the clouds and the acid


The nuclear bomb lands on you

 

I am a bunker. The attack had no effect.

I, as the best meteorologist of all time, create an F-5 tornado above your head.

 

That's a skill for shamans only.

You are sitting in your house, and a Boeing 777 crashes on it, killing everyone.

 

Spoiler alert, I have no house to sit in. Where does it crash?

Your house where you are at- of course.

 

I live in a tiny cardboard box... and that's no house. It's a wonder how I even fit.

The plane picks you up and drops you off in the middle of the Sahara desert, as far from civilization as possible.