Survive!

i use a mirror

to reflect it back at you

 

A sinkhole Appears beneath me, causing me to fall and dodge the laser

The sinkhole is now beneath you too,

 

But I'm 95% helium and 500% BS. I float.

You don't float, and you're falling to your death.

 

The fall appears to be only 5 meters and there’s water at the bottom

Since you’re filled with helium, you float off into space

 

But you forgot I was 500%BS. I float in place. xD

You die of shock from that.

 

but i dont, as i was expecting then

i poke you with a needle, causing you to puncture and fly off into the sun via the gas expelled

 

But the sun is gas, like me. It doesn't harm me >.> I control the sun to crash into you

 

but my nico-niis are too powerful and redirect it away

then i nico-nico-nii you in the heart

 

luv.
but no death.
.-.

Anime dies out.

 

I'm not a weeb.

But you are.

 

Too busy being sad at @NotAWeeb's decline to die at my own.

You repent for your sins, fron the amount of users you killed by making this game.

 

The goal is to survive, so in a way everyone lives.

Someone drives a dagger down the back of your neck.

 

What neck? .-.

You die from the guilt of assuming I had a neck.

 

I come back as a ghost.

As a ghost, I haunt your house/apartment/living space and beat you over the head with a desk lamp, laptop, and bag of broken glass, in that order. Then, I throw you into a meat grinder, put the meat grinder in a bag, set the bag on fire, throw the ashes in a river, nuke the river, and nuke the nuclear waste. I then shoot your dead body with a pistol.

 

The me you killed was a mere clone of me, made by me from the future who though the clone you killed was him from the future who'd traveled back in time. He replaced me in the past before this event, the man he thought was him from the future, which means the future future me, with the clone, who you killed. The man future me thought was future future me, who was me from the past, got his memory wiped by future me, and became me now, who soon will become future me.

I send a clone of you who travels to yesterday and eliminates you whenever the day after the day this post is read for the last time begins.

 

I use invincibility star (from mario). It kills the fake doppelganger and you

 

But I am a bullet bill (mario kart), so I'm more invincible than you.

I shoot you when the star has worn off, with myself, as I am now a bullet.

 

I dodge the bullet, after that the bullet explodes of shock and kills you

I run to a distance far enough to avoid the radius

 

But I am the bullet, so when it explodes, I de-implode from inside it.

I throw triple red shells after you.

 

I have a cup of tea with the triple red shells and we become friends

After that the triple red shells activate their secret nuke that blows up