Survive!

What? You don't need to, a repeating command block works automatically once per game tick without redstone. And wiring something to a repeater doesn't even power it...

It's not a death sentence. I don't die.

You are attacked by an gargantuan mosquito.

 

It is terrified and flys away. (Yes, this is totally to scale with the giant mosquito)

An animu reference blows you away, off a cliff, into a pool of lava.

 

(Uh where's season 2)
I use dig before the blast hit me

I punch yo peanuts from below

 

FVVVVVVV, IT GOT THE WRONG VIDEO
I have a solid steel plate there for reasons. You break your hand and bleed out.

 

But I have an even stronger spiked steel plate there for other reasons and penetrate your steel plate.

 

'penetrate'
choice of wording there.
The police arrest you for sexual harassment. They rush me to a hospital, where I am saved. Using my sway (all dem lolis in my basement I got to offer. >.>), I get them to sentence you the death penalty.

 

But I bring out my even stronger waifu army and beat your army then attract your room

 

MY room is attracted. It falls ontop of you, and all the waifus migrate to the far superior housing- mine.

 

I cut deh house with me scythe
I then proceed to slam the ground with my scythe creating a void eclipsing the sun trapping you there forever

 

Trapped, but not dead.

@NotAWeeb kills you for me, cause they be a yandere, and onky they can treat me like that. >.>
Just save me! I'll go back yo my cage later. ;-;

 

then i torture you, kill you and then [BLEEEP] your dead body

 

O GOD IT GOT DARK ALL OF A SUDDEN
CLOSE THE THREAD
CLOSE THE THREAD!!!!!
Dun actually pls. ;-; I wanna kill more people...

 

I'm not taking down the thread. Don't worry.

Also, for what @NotAWeeb did to someone, I do the same act to them, except the necrophilia because that's just fucked up.

Now survive.

 

before you even catch me
I use omega stance (x+left click) to grab you and throw you to a nearby wall to stagger you so my next attack can grab you I then proceed to use buster slam on you following up with a tortoise ball shield thing to add some extra damage and then use stomp on your head
Since you are stunned you cannot escape

(It's hard to fight an omega in close combat since this combo is an instant kill)

 

Not when I'm hacking. .-.

I punch you for 9001 damage

 

I survive it by using my energy shield
I switch to renegade to use my ult execute that traps you in my scythes range and does 9999 damage to you
Max hp in strife 1000

(Pretty sure strife has filtering enabled so yea exploits cannot be used)

 

except i leave the game

and fight you irl

 

It failed since you are to weak to break down a wooden door

I use a massive drumstick to smash your skull into dust

 

except the grammar police grab and bash you first for typing 'to' instead of 'too'

 

There's no such thing as a grammar police only grammar natzis

I kill your waifu