Speculation For The “most Cruel Boss Yet”

You're scaring us.

 

wait

WAIT

 

yes

 

uh
selvut isn't lying.

ill say that much.

 

ok thanks for the inside info

did you try it or something? or were you repulsed by the concept when you first laid eyes on it? (by this i mean difficulty)

 

Fresh shipment of theories:

The other eye (in the other eldritch outlook)
The ear (in the eldritch outhear)
The other ear (in the other eldritch outhear)
The nose (in the eldritch outsmell)
The mouth (in the eldritch outtaste)

 

Im staying by Bullet Hell boss

 

He also liked the unspeakably large rat post too though... but maybe Orphion was just a large rodent all along?

 

There are 3 theorick bosses. Tasim could still be a boss in the Fruma quests.

 

Ion even understand how the fuck my plug talk

 

Inb4 it's all just a trick to see what builds we're going to use to nerf them next item update

 

AIGHT, time to start looking at the possibilities. First off,

One. That rules out any type of super rat; multiple people have already posted that.
I doubt it's Psychomancer in LI because Qira definitely doesn't want ANYTHING to do with Dr. Legendary
It's not nuke Yahya because there's a very big difference between video game "unfair" and literally unbeatable
It's probably not the Lad or Quartron; the Eye was a huge endeavor for the CT and devs, and they're probably not going to waste that much effort on a level 49 quest boss, or reveal such a major boss fight in an otherwise pretty secretive dev update.
It's not the other meme answers because they're fucking meme answers, which leaves four likely candidates:

Of these, I'm putting my money on Triactic's suggestion. It's a combo that's not really used on any other boss, and would definitely be pretty terrible to fight against.
Nuke's idea, while definitely very cruel, isn't very creative; it's literally just putting all of the most annoying spells on a boss and then has them spam it like there's no tomorrow, it's not really something you 'come up with'.
Mleczny's idea seems the least likely; reusing mechanics and gameplay from other bosses also isn't that creative (and let's be honest here; phase four of the Eye is already basically this.) That said, the introduction of Bak'al as a boss would be great, though I doubt he'll be introduced as a boss this soon after the defeat of the Eye.
Yraw's suggestion, while it would be fucking AWESOME, would also be insanely code intensive, something selvut probably wouldn't be involved in.

 

lmao every time they say this and someone just ends up speedrunning the boss in 12 seconds two days after release

 

"Nothing personnel, rabbit."

 

I noticed that too but didn't comment on it because I assumed she would not mind or something

When quartron was suggested I mean that it was kinda hinted at the end of the quest that they would make more and ones that could walk

maybe they just have really poor expectations of us after we complained that the eye was hard

 

very underrated post

 

Additional theory:
The nervous system (in the eldritch outfeel)

 

Wait @Selvut283 is the cruelest boss gonna be Corrupted Charon having sex with a General Graken in the Fruman walls

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I don’t recall takan having more than 5 HP (Sorry am on my phone so dub post) and also I found out Yahyabot is another boss who’s pretty much minion reliant (In the 4th stage of Yahyabot the minions in there are actually damage dealing and very lethal while yahyabot does literally no dmg)

 

I've been listening to Touhou music for 2 years training for this moment

 

The hardest boss will be the 'Dealing With How Many Hours of Your Life Has Been Wasted on Offbrand Runescape' boss