Smart Answers To Stupid Questions

Why don't the people down under fall into space when their carabiners break?

 

You didn't answer my question. :c

Also, I can't answer ypurs cause I have no idea what "down under" is. :C

 

Australia mate.

Wasn't the next question the answer to your question tho? :P

 

oh fvck, I'm stupid
that's why I'm here asking questions

 

lol ur not <3

 

I don’t see a question to answer, so I’ll ask one!

Why are dance moves like the dab and the floss frowned upon in this day and age?

 

Over usage. Plain and simple. It's also the main reason many people hate Fortnite without so much as playing. They keep hearing about it (and in case of the dance moves, keep seeing it) and just get annoyed and wish people would stop trying to be cool cause their clearly not.

Anyone who actually frowns on these things and/or does them ironically probably have some sort of internet elitism.

Is the earth flat?

 

The earth is flat.
The evidence for a flat earth is derived from many different facets of science and philosophy. The simplest is by relying on ones own senses to discern the true nature of the world around us. The world looks flat, the bottoms of clouds are flat, the movement of the Sun; these are all examples of your senses telling you that we do not live on a spherical heliocentric world. This is using what's called an empirical approach, or an approach that relies on information from your senses. Alternatively, when using Descartes' method of Cartesian doubt to skeptically view the world around us, one quickly finds that the notion of a spherical world is the theory which has the burden of proof and not flat earth theory.

Perhaps the best example of flat earth proof is the Bedford Level Experiment. In short, this was an experiment performed many times on a six-mile stretch of water that proved the surface of the water to be flat. It did not conform to the curvature of the earth that round earth proponents teach.

Many other experiments demonstrating the lack of curvature in the earth may be found in Earth Not a Globe by Samuel Rowbotham, as well as in the Experimental Evidence section of this Wiki.
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When will someone answer @Monika~ question?

 

When someone bothers to read more than the most recent post.

Is ironical irony okay?


Why isn't the floor lava?

 

Because that just ridiculous. The floor has no reason to be lava. Our survival would be a lot harder if the floor was lava.

Why do things gotta be so complicated?

 

Because most of the things you experience relate to an amazing amount of other things happening in the world, it all affects the rest, regardless if the event is small or large, good or bad, it will change things.

Why can't I eat my cactus?

 

You can, it's just your super ego telling you that you can't.

why is Russia populated with a lot of Russians? (I hope that counts as a stupid question)

 

Because the concept of nationality is an abstract one, but most commonly those whose parents lived in the territory considered Russia consider themselves Russian, meaning the territory that is considered Russian is mainly populated by Russians.

Why do I need to drink water?

 

Because your body needs water. If I need to spell it out for you, look no further than one of my previous smart answers:

Why is reading important?

 

if you didn't read you would have a hard time with basic language and it also improves your basic knowledge about certain things you might be interested in and this can in fact help you get a job if you dont already have on :P

why does food exsits?

 

necro but ok

Food doesn't really exist if you think about it, we make the food out of a certain thing. Take a chicken for example, it never wanted to be food, just wanted to eat seeds and have a nice life. Then look at the seeds, it didn't want to be eaten by a chicken, it wanted to grow into a nice plant or tree. By this concept of "food", we are submitting to the savage survivalist instincts of human. But without this, human cannot exist, thus cannot any other living organism.

Why we play video game

 

Yo so I check in on the forums and see that some rando liked my post about steven universe. Thanks I guess, but since you people apparently like SU, I was wondering if y’all liked my yearbook quote

https://imgur.com/a/A2aXcFJ


Crossed out other people’s names around me and my own for privacy reasons

Video games give a sense of achievement in our boring, dull lives. This is what makes them so addicting and fun. For example, if you have nothing to do, might as well finish that game you were playing. Video games also have other purposes. If you’re playing a party game, you can bond with family and friends. If you’re playing an exercise game like Wii Fit, then well, that’s obvious as to what benefit that gives.


Why are STDs bad?

 

If your girlfriend doesn't have those, STDs would prove that you're cheating on your SO. And if you want a harem like me, that's not a very good thing.

Why do I do this?

 

The neurological affect of hormones and puberty on your brain compel you to make rash and unintelligent decisions for no reason whatsoever. Once the hormonal impulses subside, you realize you are dumb.