Shower Thoughts

The war in the middle east has been going on for 20 years now, anyone relatively young living in America has always been in a state of war, whether they blissfully ignore that and play fortnite it's still true this 'police conflict' is still going on

 

Pancake is a cake coming from a pan.

 

what do blind people dream

 

Everything could have been created last Thursday, and you just have random memeories

 

If the world in Minecraft is flat, how can the sun revolve around it?

totally didn't steal that from hypixel

 

I mostly think of conversations I had earlier in the day in an effort to not fall asleep.

 

You would think other planets would have life, but it's actually really unlikely. We have discovered thousands of planets, and none of them hold the same environment such as Earth does for proper life. Also if you think about the literal millions of animal species and then there's just one intellegent species (us), it shows how small a probability we are.

Although I wouldn't rule out that there's NO life on other planets, becuase I would assume that there would be some organisms or animals somewhere, just not clever beings such as ourselves.

 

Different choices lead to portals to alternate realities.

 

Shoes are just socks... for your socks.

 

i rlly hope im not being killed by some idiot panda or some shit cause i decided to go afk right outside cinfras instead of inside it holy fuck im an idiot

 

The "Goldilocks Zone" is a small ring around the sun, where we expect to find life. That's where it isn't too hot or too cold (it also differs for the size of their sun). We've found a couple of planets that are in that zone, some might even have water, but we don't have the necessary equipment to go some light years away, and see if STAR WARS characters are real. (We have found aliens though, microscopic bacteria on mars or something). I do whole-heartedly agree that us, (mostly) intelligent humans, are a microscopically small group compared to the rest of the species out there, and when you put together factors like the small amount of planets in the Goldilocks zone, compared to ones that aren't in the zone, you can see why there hasn't been any sight of intelligent life anywhere but here. I'd like to point out that, while we believe aliens are super smart, they also could be less advanced than we are.
Now, my shower thought is, if there are super advanced aliens about 100 million light years away, than they might not want to visit us because they see ferocious dinosaurs ripping apart each other. If the were a couple trillion light years away, they would see nothing, or the molten formation of our planet

 

Well said

 

How come the “no-tears” shampoo still makes me cry when I pour it in my eyes?

 

Why the fuck do we have toe and finger nails?

 

Why is my skin so burnt

 

okay so some context for this one is that I took 15 massive hits off of a bong and I was really fucked up. " oh shit I have to bake cookies for that event in the morning. I can totally still do it in my current state."
40 minutes later and the cookies were actually perfect somehow. I am still confused to this day.

 

Words like “fuck” and “shit” only have negative context because somebody decided to say that they are swear words one day, in some alternate universe saying “I fucked your mom” could mean something like “I’m helping her in her current stressful situation”

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Bonus one:

one day you will place your last Minecraft block

 

Would it be possible that time travel could exist if there were enough magnets gathered in the same area, or would it cause the magnets to simply repel one another?

 

Isn't our lives our tiny lives not matter? I mean like we're all gonna die someday whether that be in a hundred, thousand or the death of the universe. Everything we've ever worked towards, every event would be wasted. I mean like what impact are we all going to make that matters? For all we know we may just be in the history of a highly sophisticated game rn and "players" are going to play in the future. Or maybe there playing right now and the last Thursday theory is correct or maybe last year? So would we die from trigger happy "Players" or when our servers turn. For all we know we could be a crappy game with crappy A.I. Or maybe test subject lab rats to see how people react to different things? What if the world just ends tomorrow and is "reset" And even if there is a supposed "Heaven" is there any end goal if there is any type of "hell as well is the end goal to be a good boy? Then whats the end goal in heaven if its to be happy. Then happy would be normal and no longer be happy it's be monotone then natural human nature would set in and we'd want to feel other emotions like hate. spite and malice as well as other things that end in E. what'd happen then? Would "God" kick us out of "Heaven" Or right us in some way? Will we be unable to feel those feelings anymore. But if he's able to kick us out from heaven would he be able to kick us out of hell? And whats with the rapture Will we go to heaven or hell when it happens or when we die. But that le- Oh For serious we've ran out of Hot water? aww damn

 

My brain somehow becomes incapable to think about anything while in the shower... Help?