Salted's Reincarnation

You fools... You traded the Ultimate Weapon that could surely kill this cow for only 7LE!1!1!1!1!

 

I would think everyone would need to get weapons with the highest neutral damage (the only thing it's slightly weak against) and start bashing it like crazy with a ton of people

 

These things are practically indestructible. 300000 health, 100000 regeneration, and 1500 in all elemental defenses. I highly doubt you'll be able to fill them by any means except lava or fire, which deals a percent amount of damage and ignores element defenses.

 

LET'S BURN THE COW

 

WE MUST TAKE THE COW, AND PUSH IT TO THE MOLTEN HEIGHTS

WE WILL THEN SACRIFICE IT TO THE LAVA GODS WHILE BASHING IT WITH OUR STRONGEST WEAPONS

 

And then the super secret drop will burn in lava

 

Then right before it dies, someone pushes it up out of the lava, than we finish it off.

 

And the server restarts

 

am i seriously the only one here that knows why its hard to kill... Whenever u kill it, theres 99% chance to drop a Taurus with highest stat bonus's

 

There actually quite a few weapons made out of Taurus.

 

Sorry I pushed them on that time <3 (I was bored nghhhhh)
(...I wasn't on image...)


That chat

 

I'll mention you in the post ;P

 

If you want to kill them, the first thing you need to do is get the weapon with the best neutral damage. This is likely going to be Bob's Mythic, though one of the actual mythics may be more powerful. Then you need a lot of points in strength and some actual strength potions. Finally, items which buff spell damage. Then your chances of killing these things will go from 0% to the chances of me finding a mythic with 24% loot bonus.

 

Salted and his minions are to powerful for even tons of lvl 100s to take on. >:3 He's just unkillable so hes basically a God!

 

What minimap is that? which mod?

 

Oh, and referring the votes, neither the Touroto nor Qira would win. Neither of them have the firepower to break past each other's regeneration. Even if the Touroto were to attack(they're naturally docile so they wouldn't) they only deal 350-400 damage per hit, and can only hit once every 2 seconds. 1750-2000 damage in 10 seconds can't beat 15000 regen, and Qira's 1250-2000(as the Touroto would nullify her elemental damage) damage per shot wouldn't do much better. 16250-26000 damage wouldn't be enough to break the regen; even if the element defenses were removed and that total were to double.

The ticket will pay for the whole seat, but you'll have to pay extra if you want blankets or pillows while you watch.

 

now watch somebody make some lore about how Touroto and Qira have been fighting a never-ending war behind the scenes.

 

The Cow is with us!

 

Apocalypse + mummy's rag?