Roast The Person Above With A Haiku

I made bus-i-ness
3 syllables, so get rekt
You cannot sue me

And you get alerts
From being quoted, you see
You'll never escape!

Also last line of
Your first haiku in this post
Has 6 syllables

 

I pronounce that word
like 'being' should be pronounced
with one syllable

 

Being is two sounds
It's be-ing because it has
Two vowel sounds. Rekt!

 

Dravern oh Draven
What did you do to your name
It really looks bad

 

Like, what is draven?
It's a name on the internet
Don't know who it is

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Oh by the way, gosh
As if your name is good, gosh
It's just two letters

 

About my name huh,
It's really not a name, son
It's just initials

:'v

 

Emogi's not haiku
Breaking rules is breaking rules
Stop breaking the rules

 

you just broke your rules
internet has syllables
much more than you thought

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There it is again
Emoji has 3 of them
3 whole syllables

 

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Can somebody please
Lock this thread already ugh
This is just stupid

 

Damn that effort jess.
That old timed anime style.
You weeaboo trash.

 

What do you mean by
That old timed anime style?
What chu tying to say?

I have actually
Never watched anime, yep
you heard me say it.

The name is a joke
As to what somebody said
to me long ago

 

tl:dr weeb.
I don't know what else to put
So, uh... go to hell.

 

Forfy5? Really?
What kind of name is For'5?
Change your name right now!

 

At least it's not DraaaaAAAAA
That is such a stupid name
K Y S right now

 

No I won't do that
Why would I kiss my sister?
That is called "Incest".

 

Stop Being so rude
I need a better haiku
My cow trampled me