Media [REVISED] Which pill do you choose?

Let's break this down:

yellow pill: Fruma update without the community, means no raiding in the new update + no new content for years after
green pill: money
blue pill: I can finally get the mage hats
orange pill: less money than green pill
red pill: too many questions - unfeasable
pink pill: if you want a maxed character it saves time, otherwise it's pointless
grey pill: if lagg is an issue for you, this allows you to play the game
black pill: money if you lootrun


YELLOW: no new updates for years destroys the game, so no
GREEN: worse than orange, so no
ORANGE: just let's you play the game less and takes away goals - less fun in playing + brown makes more money over time and allows for real happy success moments, so no
RED: too many questions, so no
PINK: pointless if maxing out a character is not your goal, if maxing out a character is your goal then you loose your goal and leave wynncraft sooner, so no

Not the most obvious at first, but these pills really enhance your Wynncraft experience:
BROWN: If you like to lootrun and become super rich, this is for you; also if you want to find your first mythic this helps
BLUE: If you love to roleplay, this is for you.
GREY: If lagg is a problem for you, this is the obvious choice


Personally, I'd choose blue

 

Blue, all I want is the yeti pet

 

i watched the matrix but i haven’t seen any of the memes

 

just go with it

 

Dark grey pill: 20 mythics of your choice but they are all defective

 

Me who's gotten 1 mythic in my 5 years of playing: I just want a couple mythics man...

 

All defective and rolled to [9]