Guild Realm of uz [UZB] Now recruiting

Aw Yeah, Forgery thread accomplished something
I should probably update it soon
But not today
Somebody beat me to the invite, but it has been sent.

 

thanks

 

Promotion reqs changed. (Dang I am late to update this)

 

IGN: Sharkjum647
Discord (if possible): I will join if I get accepted, but I don’t use it often.
Highest level class: 42
Activity (what should we expect): I play a few times a week for 1-3 hours each time.
What will you bring to the guild? I could help lower leveled players.
Why us? I want to join a guild because I want to meet other people in this wonderful community.

Edit: changed to current level

 

An invite has been sent!

 

I’ll be able to join tomorrow.

 

/guild join UZB doesn't work.

 

Great guild highly recommend!

 

Good, good . . .
That's one less cookie in the bank, and one more happy recruit.
There is no brainwashing within UZB walls.

 

There is no brainwashing within UZB walls.

(join the UZB hivemind today, we have cookies imbued with brainwashing potions, dark jails in the bowels of the world that we don't talk about, and an instant self-esteem booster! if your self-esteem ever feels low, just look at me and bam! your self-esteem's high again!)

 

Me not taking the cookie yet and noticing this

 

Speaking of UZB walls...
yeah I've been doing some proffing because I'm already dead inside
I can provide building materials for housing: discount from market prices of up to 25% or more! (variance and restrictions may apply.)
Mining: Level 60 (Up to Cobalt!)
Farming: Level 60 (Up to Jungle!)
Fishing: Level 80 (Up to Bass!)
Woodcutting: Level 50 (Up to Millet!)

And now back to impulse-based incentives to join!
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I can agree )

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There is nothing wrong

 

last time i checked millet wasn't a tree

 

This is what proffing does to a brain.
At least millet and jungle are both on there, right?

 

Can someone add gathering tools to the guild bank?

 

What tier?

 

Well see, we would, but we currently have a bit of a anti-proffer (please don’t take this personally, PROF) campaign going on in the Silent Expanse to boost guild morale. And since there was an..insurrection a while ago, we’d rather not seem too hypocritical in front of the people.


It’s definitely not because we are either too poor or too lazy, definitely not

 

K

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I need tier 5 right now

 

Join realm of uz for giraffes