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Rank Giveaway

Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by BenTechy66, Oct 2, 2018.

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  1. Wynnooblet

    Wynnooblet Slayer of Useless Threads VIP+

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    I really wish I could support the server but I just can’t spare any money currently. I don’t care who wins as long as the sever gets more money to keep it alive. I don’t really need a specific rank tbh. Hero would be the most money for the server though. Nice giveaway lol
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    My Joke: Dern release
     
    Wynnooblet, Oct 2, 2018
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  2. Jbip

    Jbip yea QA GM CHAMPION

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    Hey if you buy ME hero you'll have to spend way less, think about that ;)
    (you're incredibly suspicious but hey i have nothing to lose)
     
    Jbip, Oct 2, 2018
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  3. AJKinney

    AJKinney Skilled Adventurer HERO

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    Three conspiracy theorists walked into a bar, I don't know about you but to me, that doesn't seem like a coincidence.

    VIP works for me but if you really want to buy someone an $80 rank I'd be fine with hero if I win.
     
    AJKinney, Oct 2, 2018
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  4. mlc10

    mlc10 Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    Why do birds fly south for the winter?
    It’s easier than walking!

    If I win, then I would like HERO rank. My MC username is minelikecrazy10. Sorry that your account got stolen. It’s amazing that you are still supporting WC even though you got your account stolen!
     
    mlc10, Oct 2, 2018
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  5. KikiTheKiko

    KikiTheKiko The Non-Binary Bard HERO

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    The American Government and Judicial system is a joke. Does that count?
     
    KikiTheKiko, Oct 2, 2018
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  6. Dark_Mike

    Dark_Mike Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    Rank up to hero please

    Joke
    What’s big adventurous and coming in 2089



    Dern haha haa
     
    Dark_Mike, Oct 2, 2018
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  7. Lousyre

    Lousyre Famous Adventurer

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    I don't know if this is a scam or not, but I want a Hero rank.
     
    Lousyre, Oct 2, 2018
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  8. Stormarend

    Stormarend The classes DO NOT correspond with the elements.

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    Your thread is believable.
     
    Stormarend, Oct 2, 2018
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  9. TheCrimsonSun

    TheCrimsonSun Your Lord And Savior HERO

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    My life hahahha funny joke
    Hero rank would be nice
     
    TheCrimsonSun, Oct 2, 2018
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  10. Casparof

    Casparof mythic counter: 2 HERO

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    shit that you got banned again
    i want hero as rank

    so here is my joke or jokes idk

    i got some
    a skeletion walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
     
    Casparof, Oct 2, 2018
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  11. Exoltic

    Exoltic Rip Jonghyun, 12/18 VIP

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    Id like any rank tbh and here is my amazing joke:
    Who was the roundest knight at the round table?
    Circumference!
    hhahaahHhahhaHhAHHAHA
     
    Exoltic, Oct 2, 2018
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  12. A Human

    A Human Definitely not an alien. VIP+

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    Literally any rank, VIP is preferred though.
    Joke:
    “Always remember, you’re not worthless. Human organs are really expensive on the black market.”
     
    Last edited: Oct 10, 2018
    A Human, Oct 2, 2018
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  13. war_master_9

    war_master_9 Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    I would like vip or vip+ not hero because i don't want you to spend 80$ my joke is a man walks into battle and loses and arm instantly and says "it's merely a flesh wound" Another man says "Thats alot of damage" the 2nd man flex tapes the 1st man's arm back on. Wow Flex tape can fix anything
     
    war_master_9, Oct 2, 2018
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  14. Blizzardgale

    Blizzardgale Famous Adventurer VIP

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    What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

    A father in law.
     
    Blizzardgale, Oct 2, 2018
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  15. mouldy

    mouldy heheheha

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    I’d like one VIP+ please.


    1. There are 50 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
    49 bricks.

    2. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
    Open refrigerator, put giraffe in, close refrigerator.

    3. The Lion King is having his birthday party. All of the animals come except for one. Which one?
    Giraffe, he’s stuck in a refrigerator.

    4. Susie wants to cross a crocodile-infested river. However, she does so without a scratch whatsoever. Why so?
    All the crocodiles are at the party.

    5. Susie dies anyways. Why?
    She got hit in the head by a flying brick.


    Edit: Here’s another:

    If I had a cent for every time RtD was delayed, how much would I have?

    one cent you impatient motherfucker
    now if I had a cent for every person who got pissed at the rtd delay, how much would i have?
    about 20 cents.
    now, if I had a cent for every spoiler I stuffed in one spoiler, how much would i have?
    5 cents, what did you expect?
     
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    mouldy, Oct 2, 2018
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  16. by2011

    by2011 category creator VIP+

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    hey can't hurt (vip pls lol)

    a mom is quizzing his son on a geography test

    mom: what's the capital of germany?
    son: berlin
    mom: what's the captial of russia?
    son: berlin
    mom: ...
    mom: what's the capital of france?
    son: berlin
    mom: great job, adolf! you're sure to ace this test

    hitler goes to a physic to get his fortune told

    hitler: what day will i die on?
    fortune teller: a jewish holiday
    hiterl (outraged): oh? and how can you be so sure about that?
    fortune teller: any day you die will be a jewish holiday

    inb4 nazi jokes not allowed
     
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    by2011, Oct 2, 2018
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  17. Lucky_Creeper

    Lucky_Creeper faithful bovemist at your service

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    Ill just take vip so you dont have to pay a lot :) (more incentive to pick me)
    Hmmm now time for a joke... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........ok lets be honest this joke is a joke.
     
    Lucky_Creeper, Oct 2, 2018
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  18. Noietz

    Noietz Well-Known Adventurer

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    just buy me hero lol

    you know what is the most powerful weapon that the italians ever built?
    the weapons of mass destruction
     
    Noietz, Oct 2, 2018
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  19. SuperSquid

    SuperSquid What's a custom title? VIP+

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    Gimme hero pls i would thank you so much and did you know that the n word is ginger rearranged?
     
    SuperSquid, Oct 3, 2018
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  20. RazorGuild

    RazorGuild FEATURED WYNNCEAFTIAN (WIP) (IM MAKING IT BIG) HERO

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    im poor can I have
     
    RazorGuild, Oct 3, 2018
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