Community Event Rank Giveaway Of A Decently Large Size

IGN TheCrimsonSun
Rank: Hero would be nice
The one thing you should never trust in life is atoms. They make everything up

 

IGN: Ice_Bear2
Rank: Ice Bear will take any
Dad Joke: Ice Bear rates our solar system 1 star.

 

IGN: Forte__

Hero rank would be nice

Dad at breakfast: I’ll have bacon and eggs, please

Waiter: How do you like your eggs?

Dad: I don’t know, I haven’t gotten them yet!

 

IGN: kwkz
rank: hero upgrade I guess

What OS do wynncraft players use? Wynndows!

 

IGN: hppeng

 

IGN:Endercomet
Dad joke
Do you know that graveyards are the most popular places in the world?
People are dying to get there

 

IGN: Sylverost

rank: upgrade from VIP+ pls

How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.

 

Thesead
Hero is the onlt acceptable rank, wynn gang.

Hello 911? My wifes going into labor.
Is this her first born?
No this is her husband.

 

Ign lk2003
Rank none would like vip to vip plus playing for 6 years

Hey Son knock knock
"Whose there?"
Yuri
"Yuri who"
Yuriadopted
"Nice one dad"
Not ya dad

Bonus
Alright simple math problem if it takes my dad 5 min to drive to the Seven 11 and only 10 mins for him to get back why has it taken him 17 years to get some ciggs

 

Ign: simonzoli
Desired rank: VIP+ (but any rank is appreciated :D)
Dad joke: " What has two butts and kills people? An assassin"

 

IGN: GetALifeNerd


What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.
700 iq dad joke

 

Hi dad, I’m GRANDPA
IGN Jirayut
Vip+ ->hero plz dad

 

IGN: _hugh
Rank: VIP+ to HERO preferred
Joke: What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta... ;)

 

Sockmower

When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: "No, I got them all cut!"

 

IGN: JLSuper
Current Rank: VIP
Desired Rank: Any Upgrade would be fine thanks

Joke:
Why don’t you ever want to run in front of a car? You’ll get tired. Why don’t you ever want to run behind a car? You’ll get exhausted.

 

Minitinipower

anything will please me

*son plays wynncraft but starts complaining*
dad: this really is whynncraft

 

IGN: _infinitely

Any rank would be nice c:

I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.

 

Ign: Bowajility

Rank: VIP+ please ;)

I will just list a few of my favs, as my friends and I trade ones as we hear them.


What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowntain.

What happens when a piano falls down a mineshaft?
A minor b flat (sound it out).

What do you call a cow with 4 legs? A cow.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do name a kid who floats?
Bob.

Did you hear about the award-winning scarecrow?
He was outstanding in his field.

Did you hear about the blind man who fell into a well?
He couldn't see that well.

My personal favorite of all time isn't really a dad joke, but here goes anyway.


There were two men walking their dogs, one had a Labrador, the other a chihuahua, when they found a nice restaurant. They thought, "hey, let's go in!" The problem? No animals allowed. The man with the Labrador wasn't fazed, and pulled out a pair of black-lensed glasses and went in. The waiter said to him,
"Sorry sir, we don't accept dogs in here."
To which the man replied,
"Oh, he's my seeing-eye dog." The waiter was then understanding, and allowed the man in with his dog.
The second man with the chihuahua thought, “Hey, if that man got away with it, so can I!” So he walked in, and the waiter said,
"Sorry sir, we don't accept dogs in here."
The man with the chihuahua said,
"Oh, he's my seeing-eye dog." The waiter was rather doubtful, so he said to the man,
“Do they have chihuahua seeing-eye dogs?” The man was rather witty, so he replied with the only thing he could think of,
“They gave me a CHIHUAHUA?” The waiter, not keen to get this man more confused, allowed him in.

 

IGN: Pigmepuf13
Rank: Either Hero upgrade
I have some jokes about mythic weapons, but you'll never get them.

 

Thx for making a giveaway ;P
The name of my account: ZockerCam
I currently have no rank and therefor I would like to have VIP
All of you: have a nice day! :D