SPOILER Quest Reactions Megathread!

I liked that quest until I used Yahya's Stained Bowl on a Mooshroom pet... And there is no such thing as item refunds. Sad days.

 

I'm doing the King's Recruit right now. I'm a few minutes in and I think newcomers will absolutely love it.

 

DAMMIT YAHYA

 

WHERE IS THIS

I MUST KNOW

 

A wonderful new level 70 quest in gavel might show the way...

 

i mean, its just Yahya....right?

 

Be warned, this high level Yahya is immune to every element and in his battle crazed frenzy is most assuredly the most dangerous mob you will ever encounter. Be warned!!!1!2!

 

seriously?

 

Would I like to you? ;)

 

the content team is full of surprises....

 

Quest: Clearing the Camps
WHERE IS ELAK
WHERE THE **** IS ELAK

 

The Heart of Llevigar quest just set off every geeky puzzle fettish I've ever had XD

 

Pirate's Treasures(Something like that): Riddles acquire a lot of thinking(When you already figured it out and looking at the wrong place)
Heart of Llevigar: Puzzles acquire a lot of thinking (When you let someone else do one for you)
Clearing the Camps: WHERE IS ELAK?
Five Shards Quest(From three camps): WHERE THE HELL IS RED CAMP?
Black (Flower thingy): I GOT THE FLOWER YOU WANTED! WHY WON'T YOU TAKE IT YOU ******?
From the Mountains: I ******* HATE THIS QUEST
Iron Heart I: Am I suppose to feel sorry for the golem?
Iron Heart II: WHERE THE **** IS DAXE?
The outpost one: Why do I have to sneak into the outpost?
Wormhole: Big holes (Lenny Face)
Ruined Crops: Why is the salesman is staying in Olux? I thought he was a traveling salesman.
Tapewood: Not going in the Dark Forest yet
Peace Treaty with Orcs one: *Grunt* PHINEAS WANTS VILLAGER! PHINEAS WANT IT NOW!

As you can tell, I can't find things.

Day Two:
Masterpiece: So beautiful *cries*
The Shadow of the Beast: "Wynnians are weird" - The two farmers
Taproot: WHERE IS THE TWO STONES OF SHADOW?
Forbidden Prison: I am in jail...again
Maiden's Tower: Sherk is love, Sherk is life
Memory Paranoia: TIMMY! NOOOOOO
Rise of the Quartron: I GOT YOUR ROBOT'S FOUR CORES YOU ***HOLE! TAKE THIS MOTHER****** CORES! I AM SICK OF THIS QUEST BUGGING OUT.
Lazarus Pit: I am Ras'al Burtur
The Headless Hunt: Soul freeing!

As you can tell, I am tired of those kinds of quests. Luckily, I have put waypoints for the beginning of quests to save an hour of finding their starting points.

 

Day Three:
Eye of the Storm: I HATE THIS PARKOUR SO MUCH! I AM DOWN TO 100 HEALTH AND FORGOT TO BUY ANY HEALTH POTS! NOW I AM DEAD TO THAT GUY WHO DECIDED TO SUMMON A GIANT HAND!
Hollow Sirene: WHERE THE **** IS THAT BUTTON?
The Ultimate Weapon: A FEW? ONE HUNDRED IS NOT "FEW," IT IS A LOT OF BLOOD FOR THAT PIECE OF **** THAT IS WORTH 7 LE! Wait....what?
Shattered Minds: Awwwww yeah...*fails at the parkour at the fourth stage* Damn it....*Ded* Why did this spawn me BACK AT THE STARTING POINT?*Dies at the parkour again* I HATE THIS QUEST SOOOOO MUCH. I ONLY HAVE TWO SP NOW.

I am really having a bad time *insert an Undertale joke here* in Gavel the past three days.

 

for some reason revisiting quests I already beat was really frustrating :/

Craftmas Chaos: AINT NOBODY GOT TIEM FOR DAT
Angry Village: *fails twice at the parkour, has to go back twice* Why do I suck so much...
*realizes I have to talk to someone else before getting to the village after beating the parkour* OH FFS
Cluck Cluck: *it takes me about 20 minutes to get to the island because BOATS ARE SO GLITCHY* ok now its going to be easy *dies* you're not serious...
Hallowynn 2014 quest: *dies at the part where there are 3 doors, after choosing the 2 wrong ones* ... *dies at the parkour* come ON *dies on final boss after hitting him about 20 million times* BUT I WAS AT FULL HEALTH WTF
almuj as a whole: WHY. DO. THE. MOBS. WALK. SO. FAST. ATTACK. SO. FAST. AND. DEAL. SO. MUCH. DAMAGE.

and I'm only level 33

 

Acquiring Credentials: *doesn't know what to do in the bar* *goes and throws guard disguise into the Guards Only hopper* *figures out from someone that there is a button behind the counter* (Later) *comes back to the Guards Only hopper* *realizes that I fucked it up*

Was I suppose to have kept the Guard Disguise, because once I fucked up, I went back to the Forbidden Prison to get the disguise and when I threw it into the hopper again, it still doesn't work.

Can a GM help me get that back or am I missing something?

 

Day Four:
Shattered Minds: I ******* HATE THIS QUEST! I LOST 14 SP TO THIS AGAIN!

Shattered Minds is a quest that is too frustrating to enjoy to me.

 

I love the quests. They blend perfectly together, and make me want to do them.

 

Where the **** is Daxe? Stuck for days...

But seriously, does anyone have co-ords?

 

Whaaaat?
So... So I cleared my inventory... for NOTHING?