Puns Go!

What did the waves say. Nothing. They just waved.
Do you sea what I did there?
It shore was funny.

 

what did the slime say to the other slime?
Do you mine if i stick with you?

 

Person 1: Why was the man mad at his chickens?
Person 2: They were all saying Bach!
Person 1: We've been Haydn all these jokes for awhile now xD
Person 2: It's because most people just can't Handel them
Person 3: You two are corny. I can't Strauss this enough.
Person 1: Thanks for reminding me - I need to put corn on my Chopin Lizst.
Person 3: Sorry, I'm way to Bizet for this right now.
Person 2: It's all right; Mozart these puns are terrible anyways.
Person 1: Yeah, let's just call the whole thing Orff
Person 2: Yeah, I'm getting Verdi tired of this...
*A while later*
Person 1: Hey guys, you wanna get some ice cream? I could really go for some Schubert!
Person 3: Really dude? Vivaldi things we could be doing, you want ice cream?
Person 2: Maybe we could pop down to the Bartok and get a beer.
Person 1: And maybe a Berger as well!
Person 3: Weber or not we go, we should still have a drink.
*Long pause*
Person 2: Well guys, it seems we've run out of jokes, so we're Bach to square one.
Person 1: Holst on a minute, I might have a few more!
Person 3: I'm trying to Copeland with you guys' jokes, here...
Person 1: I'm just Ravel-ing in their glory.
Person 2: Donizetti-body have any more?
Person 3: It appears all the Pryor ones have been taken.
Person 2: I don't know man, my sides are getting Sor from all the laughter.
Person 1: Oh my Gershwin, I gotta get to work!
Person 3: You are un-Weiss for putting that off.

#ComposerPuns

 

Ok I have some Pritea cool tea puns for you. There so bad you will be unhapptea. I know what you are thinking now teask teask teask. But just know the puns get pritea repeteaive. I don't think that you morteal wynncracteaers can teak teas puns.

 

@Nepeta Leijon, I'm stealing your job
@TalkingKittyCat™, you questioned my capabilities.

 

this is a homestuck one so here I go

whats jake english's favorite time of history?

the dirk-ages

 

You cat to be kitten me...you cannot pawsably make puns on my level! Purrhaps you'll come close, but it's fur more complicated than you'd think!

Don't say I didn't give you fur warning of the purrplexing ways of the pun!