Puns Go!

did you know that Dell laptops can sing? its called a dell for a reason!

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well if you fed that dinosaur some sulfer it would become DINOmite

 

as a mage i shall cast my PUNisment upon you PUNy attempts at FreePUN

 

wow those were aMAGEing

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so bluedog has your day of puns been ruff?

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you may be barking up the wrong tree being in this thread...

 

PUN-nomenal thread, you guys really CRACKED me up.
I've got DOZENS of these puns still in EGGSCELLENT taste.
I guess you could say this was a... plan...et.

(Ever heard of Sans? He's a Pun-God.)
This thread is bone-ified entertainment.
throw me a bone. C'mon these are good.
So, I walk into class one day, a girl from Vegan club said she knew me. A guy asked about it later and I said, "I've never met hervibore!"
Sans out, puns out.

 

as a warrior i am glad you took a STAB at this

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damn that was some PUNisment to all, goodjob

 

those were good but it gave me a cold shiver... snow way am I giving up now! ive got some threats coming... im just yoking don't worry...

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it may seem your puns are beginning to glow...stone...
I am nether gonna say that again! no one will lava me this time... Ill just get burned...

 

theme animals go!:
ducks QUACK me up
an adventure? ALPACA my bags
a man went to the zoo, he wanted a SEAL of approval
Simba was walking too slow until he was asked to MUFASA
Don't make my laugh, you'll make me PUMA pants
am i OWL by myself on this?
i whip my HARE back and forth
a woodland animal build a bench with it's BEAR hands

 

By the way sorry if any of these puns are cheesy... im a bit off my game so they really should be cheddar... well they are still pretty gouda...

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some of those were bearly funny... I HAREdly laughed... are you sleeping? i bed you are googling these...

 

a man goes into a farm. with a gun to the back of his head the man asks "GOAT any last words?"

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you may call me CHEESY but i'm feeling GRATE

 

im feeling a bit colourless but ive got to admit this thread is grayt

 

when i'm naked in the bathroom the shower normally gets turned on

 

I think im part ram cause now im feeling a bit sheepish... wool you do me a favour and get rid of the shear sight of this thread... even though you are a dog and you've still got your pawsome tails... no one nose...

 

hey, LAMA RAM my way into EWE-re heart

 

innuendos are like blunt knives... i don't get the point...

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that's just bull... there are udder ways to chase people... beating their calves doesn't work...

 

person 1: what do you call something with no body and no nose?
person 2: what?
person 1: glad you could ask because noBody Nose
person 2: no, no i meant what, why are you making normal jokes, prepare for PUNishment and a PUNful death

 

when your being stealthy do you wear leather clothing cause its made of hide?
the curiosity and the fact you wont tell me is making me furryious... even though i clawt you on camera... you wouldnt say...

 

you CAT to me KITTEN me

 

I understand that you say you didn't kill him but since we are in a hive im not sure i can beelieve you... and you just had to make the comb the weapon...

 

a ram, bull, goat and rhino met up. the local village said that's where all the HORNy animals go

 

Some Pokemon puns :)
I'm gonna RAICHU a song.
I'm gonna PIKACHU in the shower ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Huh, that HO OH me some money...