Playground Insulting Match (wynncraft Edition)

Rules

• No real insults (Watch video first to understand)
• Only in Wynncraft Style (For ex: You smell like the Ragni Sewers)

Note: This is completely satire (So it isn't serious or ment to bully someone)

Ok i'll start.
First guy to read this, you smell like the Ragni Sewer rats.

 

You smell like Salted's crap

 

And you sir. You fight like the starting zones cows. *Roasting intensifies*

 

You suck at nether pvp

Edit: You can't pvp like TNA

 

And you..... Your soul points always stick to 0. Cuz you have no soul sir. *Roasting intensifies even more*

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Nah m8 it should be more like:
Your so bad at nether pvp, That you died fighting nobody.

 

You fail at Wynncraft, even if your a tryhard, you die hard, every day, every time, every breath, every timeline...

 

Your so cold that you have frozen the deserts of Almuj.

 

You're so dumb that you can't find ??? And your face is always ???

 

Your profile picture is so bad. That the Corrupter of Worlds looks like a good guy compared to it.

 

You look like Bob, Bob The Wussy warrior

 

You're a Fire Dragon Slayer. You're Etherious. You're also a manga artist. I appreciate that.... But now you're roasted and I'm gonna feed you to my 7 children.

 

I roast crap, does it mean I can roast heroes like you? *burns him down*

 

There are mistakes that Salted can undo in WorldEdit. But one mistake he cant undo. Is you.

 

Your insults are so bad, Id rather drown while listening to justin beiber rather than reading one more

(forgot wynn theme)

 

I can ask Salted to redo you, man, you are the cheapest thing I ever saw in the forums

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You failed so bad, it made me cringe and think to throw you inside Mt. Wynn

 

Atleast cheaper than you're 2 emerald price at the Ragni Armour Merchant.

 

uhhhhh ummmmm

well uhhh you are so ugly that when Qira sees you she die

 

So, Mr Penguin Chief. The penguins in Wynncraft where so weak. That they became extinct and joined the Hypixel store for 50 bucks. ( https://store.hypixel.net/category/588562 )

 

uhhhhh dat burn ?..... uhhh you are so dank that police can know where are you only from looking in the sky ... ?

 

Your so bad at roasting. That you have to send a message to the moderators to instruct it to you and you forgetting it again.