Lore/Story Play.gof*ckyourself.com (trollpasta) [not For Kids]

MyNamesHalo · Jan 15, 2016

2nd or 3rd bump I kinda lost count

MyNamesHalo · Jan 16, 2016

bump again...my threads eventually die like usual

MyNamesHalo · Jan 18, 2016

bump...AGAIN...cmon people I said that I would bump it regularly if it gets no replys
(also thanks for 18 likes!)

MyNamesHalo · Jan 23, 2016

I decided that no one has to reply even though it might seem like that through my previous bumps, if you feel like reading and liking but not responding that's fine, Ill still bump it anyway so people can still "enjoy" this thread. Also I may or may not make a crappy sequel

Naych · Jan 23, 2016

Man this is so scary I had 666 nightmares...

Krek · Jan 23, 2016

10/10 had an ayy lmao

MyNamesHalo · Feb 1, 2016

----+Bump+-----

Hexorcism · Feb 1, 2016

Omfg this is a masterpiece

FlamingPinecone · Feb 1, 2016

CreepersAmongUs said: ↑

ffs normies. No hyperrealistic blood 7.8/10
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shud hav usd ketchup

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MyNamesHalo said: ↑

Key:
Red text: SO MUCH BLOOD
Green text: Not logical/doesn't make sense/no explanation
Orange text: real "original" pal (aka cliche)
Bleu text: REALLY!?!!

I used to love video games, especially minecraft but now I hate them
It began one morning on a Saturday, I like saturdays theyre fun but this was a different saturday nooo

I saw an old man he seemed desperate he said that hell give me a free code for minecraft as well as a new pc for free.

View attachment 53737

"Sweet!"

I said and he gave me the code and the pc. He also threw in a slip of paper that had a server ip added in.

"Thanks"

I said

"This pc used to belong to a kid, hes dead now"

Said the old man

I ran off and plugged my pc in the screen flashed for a sec and it looked like an image of a kid with gaping back eyes for 1.2 secs (I have a stopwatch on me at all times btw) but I couldn't tell at the time as it was very brief and there was quite some noise in the image I assumed that this was a custom lock screen. I went to download the game with my free code and it worked.

"I remember playing minecraft, mining my first diamond"
I said to myself trying to relieve my nostalgia. That was before my old pc exploded for no reason.

I launched the game and an unusual splash came up that read "666" in red

View attachment 53728
I ignored it as mojang adds in silly splashes in the game and I thought this was one of them (O rlly? Even if theres blood dripping from the 6s?)
I went to add the server ip that read:

play.gof*ckyourself.com

the server popped up and it read "hell" but again I ignored it as I possibly renamed it to that.
View attachment 53735

I clicked join and there was nobody online despite it saying 981/1860 players oh well
I noticed that the server was actually wynncraft my favorite server.

There was only one server to join and It read "Hell" but I cant read...wait if I cant read how did I noticed that the server read "hell" before? Pfft beats me

I spawned in the swamp area of gavel as thats where I was before I stopped playing wynn. I noticed that the mobs such as the nagas had gaping black eyes...if they had eyes at all. I was curious to see if anything else was weird.

http://i.imgur.com/Yg75kNd.jpg

I walked into Olux but it was more depressing than usual. The villagers seemed sad
View attachment 53729
I explored around a little bit more and my screen was slowly getting darker and then as I popped up my inventory my character looked sad!

View attachment 53736

"help me Josh" He said in a slightly robotic child voice

"F*ck no I aint helping you with sh*t" Samuel L jackson said as he walked into the room...wait a sec...nvm thats not part of the story.

I didnt know how to respond. I was shocked, mostly because my name isn't Josh its Carl actually, but still! but then I was teleported to a flat land with no mobs and it was the vanilla resource pack!
View attachment 53730
I assumed that this was a glitch as sometimes the world gets messed up except that my items were also gone and replaced with items I didn't have. they're were regular wynn items but my fierte was gone and replaced with a "wooden dong". What was peculiar is that I had two new items. One being a "noose" and the other being a "buttplug"

"Okay...?"

I said to myself thinking that this was actually a prank

I noticed a golden arrow pointing in the east I assumed as i dont know my norths from my easts...or is it wheats? Idk

View attachment 53731

It read "This way dumb*ss" wait how can I suddenly read?

View attachment 53733

As I walked along that direction I came across some hyper realistic looking blood
View attachment 53732
This would be the time that most people would quit and assume that this was a prank or that the system was possesed but me being a usual creepypasta protagonist I walked some more.

It seemed like 2 hours but I kept walking as I have no life

I then saw a chat message saying:

http://i.imgur.com/tlSVwuR.png

I kept walking and ignored the message as Im straight as a stripper pole unless that user was a wo man

I then saw a familar face

"Tarod!?"

I said to myself

"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE HIM??!!"

Tarod exclaimed in chat

"I DONT KNOW! WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?"

I shouted without realizing that shouting at my computer will make me look like a dumb*ss

The screen became more static-y with the noise becoming unnecessarily louder as I came closer to him and the screen went black as I as 1 block away from him.

http://i.imgur.com/DZUAtzW.jpg

then after 3.5 seconds I spawned in bob's arena and I wasn't even the appropriate level to do the Bob's reincarnation quest! I saw Bob except that he was all bloody and had no eyes but black holes and blood was dripping from his eyes like tears and he was all hyper realistic looking.
View attachment 53734

He insta killed me and I almost rage quitted but instead I noticed that instead of the usual message saying "YOU DIED" as I had 1 soul point it said "YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME BRO"

I then spawned in an empty black wool cube room except that there was a person with his back away from me...he didn't look like the usual steve or alex player model...it was far more...and as he turned I saw his face...it was an image that I can't seem to forget (don't worry guys its not a scary image I promise :) )

http://i.imgur.com/Fe0uzgC.jpg

the game immediately crashed and this image popped up for 5.2 seconds
(again, no scary images)
http://i.imgur.com/ngn2vna.png

I screamed at the top of my lungs and my neighbor seemed to hear me so he shouted "SHUT THE F*CK UP IM TRYING TO MOW DA LAWN" at me

I then closed my windows

and THEN I continued to scream

I grabbed a hammer and smashed the pc to bits, I then grabbed what was left of the pc and burned then and I ate the remaining pieces that didn't get burned fully and the meal didn't taste good.

I then decided to never play video games again even though it was only a single game I played.

The end

Hi guys mynameshalo here

I hoped that you enjoyed this crap it sucked but I worked so long on this creepypasta (by long I mean like 20-30 mins or less) so I will frequently bump this thread whenever you like it or not.

Bye :3

Edit: made blood more hyper realistic looking. The creepypasta gods should at least be more pleased with me
Click to expand...

MyNamesHalo said: ↑

Key:
Red text: SO MUCH BLOOD
Green text: Not logical/doesn't make sense/no explanation
Orange text: real "original" pal (aka cliche)
Bleu text: REALLY!?!!

I used to love video games, especially minecraft but now I hate them
It began one morning on a Saturday, I like saturdays theyre fun but this was a different saturday nooo

I saw an old man he seemed desperate he said that hell give me a free code for minecraft as well as a new pc for free.

View attachment 53737

"Sweet!"

I said and he gave me the code and the pc. He also threw in a slip of paper that had a server ip added in.

"Thanks"

I said

"This pc used to belong to a kid, hes dead now"

Said the old man

I ran off and plugged my pc in the screen flashed for a sec and it looked like an image of a kid with gaping back eyes for 1.2 secs (I have a stopwatch on me at all times btw) but I couldn't tell at the time as it was very brief and there was quite some noise in the image I assumed that this was a custom lock screen. I went to download the game with my free code and it worked.

"I remember playing minecraft, mining my first diamond"
I said to myself trying to relieve my nostalgia. That was before my old pc exploded for no reason.

I launched the game and an unusual splash came up that read "666" in red

View attachment 53728
I ignored it as mojang adds in silly splashes in the game and I thought this was one of them (O rlly? Even if theres blood dripping from the 6s?)
I went to add the server ip that read:

play.gof*ckyourself.com

the server popped up and it read "hell" but again I ignored it as I possibly renamed it to that.
View attachment 53735

I clicked join and there was nobody online despite it saying 981/1860 players oh well
I noticed that the server was actually wynncraft my favorite server.

There was only one server to join and It read "Hell" but I cant read...wait if I cant read how did I noticed that the server read "hell" before? Pfft beats me

I spawned in the swamp area of gavel as thats where I was before I stopped playing wynn. I noticed that the mobs such as the nagas had gaping black eyes...if they had eyes at all. I was curious to see if anything else was weird.

http://i.imgur.com/Yg75kNd.jpg

I walked into Olux but it was more depressing than usual. The villagers seemed sad
View attachment 53729
I explored around a little bit more and my screen was slowly getting darker and then as I popped up my inventory my character looked sad!

View attachment 53736

"help me Josh" He said in a slightly robotic child voice

"F*ck no I aint helping you with sh*t" Samuel L jackson said as he walked into the room...wait a sec...nvm thats not part of the story.

I didnt know how to respond. I was shocked, mostly because my name isn't Josh its Carl actually, but still! but then I was teleported to a flat land with no mobs and it was the vanilla resource pack!
View attachment 53730
I assumed that this was a glitch as sometimes the world gets messed up except that my items were also gone and replaced with items I didn't have. they're were regular wynn items but my fierte was gone and replaced with a "wooden dong". What was peculiar is that I had two new items. One being a "noose" and the other being a "buttplug"

"Okay...?"

I said to myself thinking that this was actually a prank

I noticed a golden arrow pointing in the east I assumed as i dont know my norths from my easts...or is it wheats? Idk

View attachment 53731

It read "This way dumb*ss" wait how can I suddenly read?

View attachment 53733

As I walked along that direction I came across some hyper realistic looking blood
View attachment 53732
This would be the time that most people would quit and assume that this was a prank or that the system was possesed but me being a usual creepypasta protagonist I walked some more.

It seemed like 2 hours but I kept walking as I have no life

I then saw a chat message saying:

http://i.imgur.com/tlSVwuR.png

I kept walking and ignored the message as Im straight as a stripper pole unless that user was a wo man

I then saw a familar face

"Tarod!?"

I said to myself

"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE HIM??!!"

Tarod exclaimed in chat

"I DONT KNOW! WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?"

I shouted without realizing that shouting at my computer will make me look like a dumb*ss

The screen became more static-y with the noise becoming unnecessarily louder as I came closer to him and the screen went black as I as 1 block away from him.

http://i.imgur.com/DZUAtzW.jpg

then after 3.5 seconds I spawned in bob's arena and I wasn't even the appropriate level to do the Bob's reincarnation quest! I saw Bob except that he was all bloody and had no eyes but black holes and blood was dripping from his eyes like tears and he was all hyper realistic looking.
View attachment 53734

He insta killed me and I almost rage quitted but instead I noticed that instead of the usual message saying "YOU DIED" as I had 1 soul point it said "YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME BRO"

I then spawned in an empty black wool cube room except that there was a person with his back away from me...he didn't look like the usual steve or alex player model...it was far more...and as he turned I saw his face...it was an image that I can't seem to forget (don't worry guys its not a scary image I promise :) )

http://i.imgur.com/Fe0uzgC.jpg

the game immediately crashed and this image popped up for 5.2 seconds
(again, no scary images)
http://i.imgur.com/ngn2vna.png

I screamed at the top of my lungs and my neighbor seemed to hear me so he shouted "SHUT THE F*CK UP IM TRYING TO MOW DA LAWN" at me

I then closed my windows

and THEN I continued to scream

I grabbed a hammer and smashed the pc to bits, I then grabbed what was left of the pc and burned then and I ate the remaining pieces that didn't get burned fully and the meal didn't taste good.

I then decided to never play video games again even though it was only a single game I played.

The end

Hi guys mynameshalo here

I hoped that you enjoyed this crap it sucked but I worked so long on this creepypasta (by long I mean like 20-30 mins or less) so I will frequently bump this thread whenever you like it or not.

Bye :3

Edit: made blood more hyper realistic looking. The creepypasta gods should at least be more pleased with me
Click to expand...

Spoopyandhyperrealistic

MyNamesHalo · Feb 6, 2016

[+] Bump [+]
(What? I like to make my bumps ravishing)

MyNamesHalo · Apr 19, 2016

Bump...how hasnt this gotten locked yet?

Ironraptor3 · Apr 24, 2016

MyNamesHalo said: ↑

Bump...how hasnt this gotten locked yet?
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Idk, perhaps because mods are too scared to look at the thread

Cubeman7 · Jun 29, 2016

Funny how the neighbour mowing the lawn said to "be quiet im trying to mow da lawn" when he is MOWING A LAWN (a very loud activity)

px_1 · Jun 29, 2016

op asked for the thread to be re-opened

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