Community Event Mythic Dagger Giveaway

Picture wasn't dab

 

also not a haiku

 

but it said or dab

 

Larzlapiz looks like a Pokémon

 

true that

 

im too dumb for this

 

Can i copy and paste my own global warming essay from my book

 

This is my actually submission with no copy and paste:
1. IGN vbn5202_789
2. A full fledged essay about global warming(not a sentence, atleast 12 sentences, the more detailed the better)
Global warming is where the earth heat up to due fossil fuels. The most know causes of global warming is CO2 and methane. Methane is more dangerous to the atmosphere but CO2(Carbon Dioxide) Is produced much much more so CO2 is worse. CO2 is produces by burning coal and natural materials as well as plastic. Now Carbon Monoxide can be produced from cars as well as CO2. Carbon Monoxide also goes to causing Global Warming. Now if the North Ice caps melt It wont be much of a problem because they are ice-caps and not actually extra ice.
But the South Ice Caps are extra Ice on land and if the ice on the South Ice caps melts that means that more water would be in the ocean and some countries would flood. Global Warming doesn't actually mean that the Ocean will get warmer but the Ocean in some areas will get warmer, Especially near the west side of Britain. But the Ocean near the East side of the U.S will get colder. Most countries are trying to stop Global Warming by cutting factory productions and creating Electric Cars which don't burn fuel.

3. Another essay about why dabbing is amazing (same rules as first essay)
Dabbing is amazing because people think it looks cool. Before the Dab died it was used everywhere. Students were trying to get teachers to dab, people dabbing at work and on the street. Dabbing probably came from an unknown place. But like every other meme the dab started to die. Less and less people started to use it. But we know the dab wasn't invented in the 21st centaury. There have been many speculations that the dab was used in older music videos. But dabbing is amazing because it makes you look cool? Most people think that the dab is now dead but some people carry its legacy onwards. Dabbing is a hard action to explain how to do but it's easy to demonstrate. Dabbing is awesome because some wynncraftians do it and I need a mythic so that's why I am writing this.

4. A different name for @LarzLapiz: "Bad Pokemon"
5. What @Major_Lue smells like: Nothing
6. Why u want mythic: So i can use it in a build
7. Favorite owner: Gralted
8. Another essay about why amadel is stupid(same rules as first one) Breaks rule #3 and fucks up eco.
Amadel is stupid because first off he thinks he cant beat the player in a MMORPG. He tries to be nice but then turns out to be the leader of the evil group. Then he makes himself go through three stages which are annoying, the first one is where he the "Corrupt Amadel". His second stage is where he splits into many clones and lets people afk farm him because his clones die in 1 hit, I will go back to this point a bit later. His third stage is annoying, he is fully formed and he has too much hp. I mean how is a lvl80 going to kill him quickly without any help? Now, onto the AFK Grinding. Before the no afk grinding amadel rule, AFK grinding was broken. People could just sit there with cactus sets and keep on getting items and items. If this carried on, it would have broken the economy because one player would have gotten most items and then all armour prices would have gone down and the prices for cactus build would have gone up. Many mythics would have been found as well. It kind of breaks rule no.3 because it is abusing a thorns Lifesteal glitch. When the economy breaks down from the amount of items the game would get boring. Therefor it is bad and it messes up the economy and fun of the game.



9. A number 1-5000 1328
10. Are you gay: no
11. Vote on poll: Yes
12. An original drawing of larzlapiz or dab:
\O-O
\- \/<
/\

A haiku
Pokemon is bad
Larz Lapiz is very sad
Go back to your balls.

 

1. IGN: Chigo_
2. A full fledged essay about global warming(not a sentence, atleast 12 sentences, the more detailed the better)

Spoiler

Good morning to my respected teachers and dear friends. I would like to speech on the Global Warming at this occasion. Global warming is a continuously increasing environmental issue all over the world. There is no any single country responsible for its causes, all the countries worldwide are responsible for its ever increasing. Actually global warming is a global increase in the temperature of the earth because of our some daily activities. Our various activities heats up the earth which ultimately rises its temperature. Rise in temperature takes place when greenhouse gases (such a carbon dioxide, water vapours, nitrous oxide, methane, etc) trap heat and light from our surroundings and sun. Ultimately, rise in temperature hurts the lives of human beings, animals, and plants. There are many reasons for the increasing global warming however some of the primary and main causes are considered because of the Green House Effect.
Green house effect is caused by the green house gases carbon dioxide, chloro-fluoro carbon, methane, nitrous oxides, etc gases. Such green houses gases are generated by our daily activities and get collected in to the atmosphere and form a cover around the Earth which again absorbs hot sun rays and make this earth a burning earth. The absorbed heat remains in the lower circle of biosphere and enhances the temperature level. According to the statistics it has been estimated that by 2050 the rise in temperature of earth would be about 4° to 5°C. In last five centuries, it has raised by about 1°C however half of this warming is raised only during twentieth century. So, the global warming is at peak and alarms us regularly with its bad effects.

It is affecting almost all parts of the world and causing sea level to rise, glaciers to melt and many more which covers all the low land islands. It is destroying huge forests, killing algae, acid rain, etc. Acid rain is very dangerous which may destroy anything in touch. Global warming causes natural fires which may wipe out whole forests. Continuous rise in the earth temperature affects agricultural crops, forests, marine life and life growth on the earth. It cannot be solved by the effort of only one country, it needs global effort of all countries to reduces its effects and completely eliminate it.

Thank You. (not copy pasted I put a period at the end of Thank you)

3. Another essay about why dabbing is amazing (same rules as first essay)

4. A different name for @LarzLapiz
LapizLarz
5. What @Major_Lue smells like
Sweat
6. Why u want mythic
if you don't give me mythic you will be sued for hating against me.
7. Favorite owner of server (grain slated jlamma)
None
8. Another essay about why amadel is stupid(same rules as first one)

9. A number 1-5000
4269
10. Are you gay
Very.
11. Vote on poll
Dab on all haters.
12. An original drawing of larzlapiz or dab

13. A haiku about larzlapiz pokeballs
Raisins
If u don't write essay u don't get entry in giveaway. k.

Ya hf. no.

 

1. IGN
2.

What is Global Warming?

Global warming is the gradual process of heating of earth’s surface and environment - including oceans, ice caps, etc. The global rise in atmospheric temperature has been clearly noticed in the recent years; according to the Environmental Protection Agency, in the past century there has been an increase in the earth’s average surface temperature by around 1.4 degrees Fahrenheit (or 0.8 degrees Celsius). It has also been estimated that global temperatures may rise by another 2 to 11.5 degrees F in the next century alone.

Causes of Global Warming

There are many, many things that contribute to global warming - some natural, though most are manmade. Although, I believe that the largest contributer to global warming are greenhouse gasses. The release of greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere are largely caused by human related activities. The increase in the level of green house gases has been largely notified in the 20th century because of increasing human population levels, and industrialization, amongst other causes. The increasing demand for energy worldwide has resulted in larger and larger amounts of greenhouse gas being pumped into the atmosphere.

The release of carbon dioxide (CO2) and sulphur dioxide (SO2) gas has increased in recent years by tenfold. The release of carbon dioxide gas varies according to the natural and industrial processes including photosynthesis and oxidation cycles. Methane is another green house gas release in the atmosphere by the anaerobic decomposition of organic materials. Other greenhouse gases are like oxides of nitrogen (nitrous oxide), halocarbons, chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs), chlorine and bromine compounds, etc. Such green house gases get collected to the atmosphere and disturb the radiative balance of atmosphere. They then absorb excess heat energy from the sun, thus warming the Earth.

Another cause of global warming is ozone depletion - the declination of the ozone layer over Antarctica. The ozone layer is slowly dissolving day by day because of the ever increasing release of chlorofluorocarbon gas. This is an example of a human generated cause of global warming. Chlorofluorocarbon gas is used at many places as aerosol propellants for refrigerators, and other appliances - the large use of which causes the depletion of the Ozone Layer.

The ozone layer protects the Earth by reflecting harmful excess heat energy and radiation from the sun. Harmful ultraviolet rays are entering Earth's biosphere and getting absorbed by the green houses gases which are already present, thus increasing global warming. According to a study posted by the University of Chicago, it has been estimated that the size of the ozone hole has increased to twice the size of Antarctica (more than 25 million km2) in 2000.



Effects of Global Warming

The effects of global warming have been very clear in the recent years because of increasing sources of global warming. According to the U.S. Geological Survey, it has been recorded that there were 150 glaciers located in the Montana’s Glacier National Park in 1978. However, because of the increasing effect of global warming, only 25 glaciers are left today. Drastic climate change is also making itself known - hurricanes and natural disasters are getting more and more powerful - 2012 was recorded as the hottest year since 1895.

Furthermore, global warming affects agricultural production. Incrasing temperatures mean that some crops may not be grown in certain parts of the world anymore.

Solutions for Global Warming

Many awareness programmes and programmes to reduce global warming have been run and implemented by government agencies, business leaders and private sectors. And although some of the damage caused by Global Warming may be irrepairable, (the melted ice caps) we should all try our best to create a better Earth for future generations.

3. (srsly)

i spent too much time on the first essay
ill just dab through this one poem style

Dab
By: ElectroMantis

He sauntered by the peasants and the plebians
For Ego was his name
So high was his head and so high was his chin
He had forgotten, his one and only bane

He kicked aside, an orphan girl
Who simply stared, by the roadside
But that little orphan girl; with a little twirl
She dabbed.

So confused was he, that mighty he
Would be confounded by a little she
He drew his blade, that dread steel
And slashed open her heel

But that little orphan girl, such was her courage
She did not falter
Instead, she took her bowl of porridge
And threw it at his collar
Then she dabbed.

He shrivelled away: "THIS GIRL IS CRAY!"
And ran, his tail between his legs
So the little girl taught us all a lesson
Dab on the haters
Dabbing is awesome
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4. A different name for @LarzLapiz MarsLapiz? GayBoy69? GayGirl69? GenderlessLesbiGayNoHomo68?
5. What @Major_Lue smells like Avocado
6. Why u want mythic So I can give it away (I dont play wynn much anymore_
7. Favorite owner of server (grain slated jlamma) @Zephylox is my fav
8. Another essay about why amadel is stupid(same rules as first one)
wtf is amadel
i was gone too long
um
hes stupid
because he ate too many people
and its kinda hard to explain because
you know how amadel is evil?
all the evil drained the good from the people
wich made amadel take only the bad from people
so he took all the stupid
and now he stupid
this is sentence no.12
9. A number 1-5000
2500
10. Are you gay
i prefer to think of myself as a transexual teapot
11. Vote on poll
k
12. An original drawing of larzlapiz or dab

13. A haiku about larzlapiz pokeballs

Dictionary

hai·ku
ˈhīˌko͞o/
noun

1. a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world.
   • an English imitation of this.

Larz Lapis Is Gay
For he consumes virgin girls
Concluding; Larz Gay

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i could write an essay for u if u want (itll cost $ though)

 

im not owner tho

 

1. Thodebo
2. F*ck off
3. ^^
4. ^^
5. Cheese
6. ^^
7. ^^
8. See Number 2
9. 3
10. See Number 2
11. ^^
12. <0/
13. See Number 2

 

No entry

 

shh

 

When does this giveaway end ? (+free bump)

 

1. IGN: Stag2001
2. A full fledged essay about global warming(not a sentence, atleast 12 sentences, the more detailed the better) global warming isnt real lol
3. Another essay about why dabbing is amazing (same rules as first essay) dabbing is epic and words cant describe it (im serious words cant describe it, anyone who wrote the essay is a faker.
4. A different name for @LarzLapiz. DardDiamond
5. What @Major_Lue smells like. he smells like stinky sock lol
6. Why u want mythic i need it to get discoverer thabks
7. Favorite owner of server (grain slated jlamma) Salted gave me media rank so you know who my votes toward
8. Another essay about why amadel is stupid(same rules as first one) amadel isnt stupid, i grind there daily and all the time in secret (dont tell the mods shhhh :))
9. A number 1-5000 3849
10. Are you gay. gay for you if thats what you want me to be in order to get a free mythic
11. Vote on poll no
12. An original drawing of larzlapiz or dab. can i draw larzlapiz dabbing
13. A haiku about larzlapiz pokeballs. larzlapiz poke. balls larzlapis pokeballs. pokeballs larz.

 

Even if I had a 100% chance of wining this is not worth entering lol

 

Lol

 

Has this ended yet?

 

It will end soontm