Moon's Dragon: Another Universe Rp [ended]

Takumi
Learn.

A. Free Action

 

How? It's not like there is thief school. Would the Thieves' Guild be any help?

 

RUVITS : "Takumi ! Follow your destiny ! Be a chess piece !"

 

How do you steal... If you don't know HOW to steal? I'd do it... If Takumi had the knowledge to do so.

 

Kinen: Explains all the weird stuff happening to me lately....


Oryx: WHAT!?!?!?

 

Takumi
You take things. That's how you steal.

A. Free Action

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Kinen
You started to have tum-tum issues.

A. Free Action

 

Let's see... Pickpocketing
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Takumi's Pickpocketing Adventures
Takumi tries to pickpocket.

Guy: "Hey!"

Guard: "You're under arrest for molestation!"

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Back to Reality
Takumi: Yeah, that will never work...

What about Robbing a bank?

Bank Robbing Adventures
Takumi: "How do I do bank rob?"

Back to Reality
Takumi: "Crap."

 

Takumi
Idiot Guard: "MOLESTATION!"

Idiot Guard: "..."

Idiot Guard: "What's a Mole Station?"

A. Free Action

 

RUVITS : "BE LIKE GIR ! FOLLOW YOUR (Mechanical) HEART !"

 

Takumi: "Guard, can you, like, teleport me to nemract or something?"

 

Kinen: what's happening, my belly hurts...
Oryx: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME!??

 

Takumi
Idiot Guard: "Let me come with you!"

A. Free Action

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Kinen
Explosive diarrhea.

A. Free Action

 

Takumi: "You should rejoin your friends at the Thieves' guild though... They probably miss you."

 

Kyelas
*Few moments earlier*

Yilan: "GET THE FUCK OUT!"

Idiot Guard: "ok."

Takumi
Idiot Guard: "And that's how everyone loved me."

A. Free Action

 

Takumi: "See? That is called affection. You're their favorite. They probably miss you right now and regret telling you to leave."

 

Aksis: (covered in diarrhea) Why did I give you this.
Kinen: I don't know.
Kinen: What were you talking about? reviving Oryx?

 

Kyelas
*Few moments earlier*
Kenlac: "YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING MOHAWK!"

Drelam: "It looks cool."

Kenlac: "SHUT THE HELL UP! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM US GUARD!"

Takumi
Idiot Guard: "I gave my friend a hawk on his hair!"

A. Free Action

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Aksis
Explain.

A. Free Action

 

Takumi: "See? You gave them a cool mohawk. You should help them, but can you get me to Nemract first?"

 

Takumi
Idiot Guard: "ok. PORTAL!"

You and the guard teleported to Nemract.

A. Free Action

 

Takumi: "Now, you should really see your friends. I bet they enjoy the mohawks and stuff. The guild also really needs your protection. You do have a job, you know." (Maybe I could roll to persuade him to leave or something idk)