Maybe Bob the Zombie will be happier in fruma (copypasta)

Okay, yeah, I know. Everyone is always saying there is no war in Fruma's walls. I get it. But I was just waiting around in Ragni, waiting for Bob the Zombie to jump out of the sewer so I could steal his tears. I even had the depressing weapons! There was no way I was going to leave Ragni without his tears. I'm pretty sure the whole Wynn province was just waiting around. I sure was. Right by the noob entrance. Near the bank. You know the place. ANYWAY, so I see Bob walk around the corner (cheers and celebrations) but wouldn't ya know it someone else got him first! Some lvl 101 gym bro with a full set of Mythic armor. I didn't even know that many mythics existed. I've been smashing flower pots for years and I'm still mythic-less and empty handed. I thought the tears of Wynn's greatest hero would sooth my agony, but noooooo. I can't even complete the quest! Yayah will be so disappointed in me. I was really hoping to try his mushroom soups. But he stole the tear. He just took it. Bob's zombie had like 5 health and threw his tears at the guy and the guy just one-shotted him. He took the tears! Can you believe it? The audacity! The nerve! I was waiting for three whole hours, I was even switching servers every 2 minutes! I really wanted those tears but the mythic gym bro just took them from me? What did i do to deserve this fate? Honestly I think I should quit. Go back to Fruma. I heard they're opening their walls soon. Maybe there bob the zombie will be safe, and I can be the one to get his tears. Maybe all the noobs can go back where they came from (Fruma) and save the Bobs for me. I wish this quest wasn't so hard. I barely know what to do. I've been scrolling the wiki up and down and sideways and kata and I still don't understand what they want from me. I know they want a tear, but I think they also want some sort of refined sugar? Bob stew? I know I'm stewing. I need a tear. Bob's. Maybe I'll quit and go live in Fruma. I'll sure miss stew. Maybe Fruma has stew. Maybe.