Look On The Bright Side

I’m offended by this, goodbye

No but seriously, on the bright side, you can mess with people by purposely spelling words wrong, and then say your keys are broken as an excuse.

You accidentally cut yourself while shaving, and you have hemophilia too, so it never stops bleeding.

 

otbs, you won't ever commit that mistake again.

I offended someone by accident and they think I made an excuse. ;-;

 

otbs, you told them it was an accident....right?....

I have to get to promotion on Friday. Very boring. Stiff suits. ugh.

 

Luckily, it's not on the weekends, digging into your planned free time.

I don't think I told them it was an accident. ;-;

 

onbt, you can tell them.
I don't I had time.

 

otbs, you realize you finally have something in common with everyone. No one has time. >.<
I totally don't have time.
I'm too busy replying to threads.
You guys keep me on my toes... >.>

@bx2099 hasn't replied for a while. ;-;

 

Otbs, maybe he is happy.
I’m sleepy.

 

otbs, feeling sleepy means you aren't in that much pain.

I have nothing to say here.

 

On bright side. You dont even have to put there even anything.

Im thirsty and there is no juice in my fridge.

 

on the bright side, you always have water

i dont know what anime to download

 

otbs, you can upgade and start downloading chicken neckwear.

I'm not sure if anyone will understand that.

 

On the brightside, they can just ggogle it or assume it's funny.

I smell bad.

 

On the bright side, you remember to take a shower and put your deadorant on every night (or morning, if you prefer)

I travel to Africa and get malaria from mosquitoes.

 

otbs, it's not ebola

I think I'm dead? I'm not sure. ;-;

 

I knew someone was gonna say that for the bright side xD

anyway, on the bright side, you were depressed before and wanted to die anyway.

I inadvertently drop my non-waterproof phone in the toilet.

 

yw. :p

otbs, you can now confirm if your toilet is puone proof or not

A girl kissed me.

 

on the bright side, you can brag about it to your friends.

Man on the Internet deletes their channel. (If you don’t know who they are, go check them out, they’re awesome <3:)

 

otbs, she isn't cheating on some one else! I think!

My crush is acting like she likes me. and is half unofficially dating another guy.

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OtBS, they actually didn't.

 

otbs, sharing is caring

How do I communicate?

 

otbs, you won’t have to deal with peer pressure because you don’t know how to communicate and therefore you have no friends.

My friends are super annoying and I hate them.